Chris

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

@Emma_NUFC He could trip over a Lego in his kitchen and Sky Sports would headline:
“ISAK STUMBLES TOWARDS ANFIELD – DEAL CLOSE?”

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

@NUFCblogcouk @ToonPolls Dominic Calvert-Lewin injury record:

2024–25: Out ~110 days (hamstring), +10 days (ankle)

2022–23: Missed 223 days with hamstring & knee issues (≈29 games)

2017–24: Over 500 days out across 31 separate injuries

And we’re supposed to rely on this guy? 🤦‍♂️
#NUFC #CalvertLewin

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

Well done, #Newcastle United, for finally proving millions wrong.

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

"Navigating the 9 to 5 grind with a heavy heart, but determined to find light in the darkness. Remember, you're not alone in this journey. Keep pushing through, one step at a time. #WorkLifeBalance #KeepGoing" 🕘💼💪

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

Woke up to the most breathtaking view today nature's masterpiece painted across the horizon Grateful for moments like these that remind me of life's simple treasures Here's to starting the day with gratitude and embracing the beauty that surrounds us #MorningBliss #naturelovers

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

"Good morning, world! Time to rise, shine, and conquer the day like a boss! Remember, every sunrise brings new opportunities and endless possibilities. So grab that coffee, set those goals on fire, and let's make today legendary!" 🌅💪 #MorningMotivation #RiseAndGrind

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

joke: Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 😂 #ClassicJoke #SkeletonHumor"

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

"Every day after school: *kids walk in, coats hit the floor* It's the grand finale of the Coat Olympics! 🏅🧥 Who needs hooks when you've got a perfectly good floor, right? Parenting tip: Invest in a coat-slinging trophy. It's the only way to survive the madness! 🏆 #CoatTornado

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

"Seriously, do people who leave doors wide open have a magnetic attraction to barns? Born in a field or just testing the limits of indoor-outdoor living? Either way, please, help us save energy and keep the bugs out – close the darn door! 🚪🌾 #BarnMagnet #IndoorRules"

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

"Tuesday's like a rubber chicken playing the saxophone in a bubble bath—totally random! Let's dance with pancakes, high-five the moon, and remember, socks are just tiny capes for your toes! Embrace the absurd, chase squirrels, and sprinkle glitter on the chaos! 🐔 #PancakeParty"

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

"Hey, uh, so guess what? I've got 263 followers! Pretty wild, huh? But maybe it's time to, like, unfollow me? I'm just, you know, being dopey over here and don't wanna crowd your feed. Cool? Thanks, guys! 😄 #DopeyLife #UnfollowMe"

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

"Um, like, wow, I guess I have, like, 263 followers? That's, uh, kinda cool, I guess? But, uh, hey, if you're thinking of following me, maybe, like, don't? I mean, I'm just here chillin' and stuff, not tryna break any records or whatever. Let's keep it low-key, ya know? Cool bean

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

"Warning: I make questionable life choices. Proceed with caution and a sense of humor. If you follow me, you might end up lost, confused, or in a spontaneous dance-off with a penguin. Don't say I didn't warn you! 🐧😅 #DontFollowMe #AdventureAwaits"

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

"Hey sleepyheads, wakey wakey! Monday's here, and it's time to add a sprinkle of fun to your day. Roll out of bed, put on your superhero cape, and let's tackle the day with a smile. Life's an adventure, let's make it a hilarious one! #MondayFun #GetUpAndGiggle"

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

"Stop whining! Time to rise, push past comfort, embrace discomfort, and dominate Monday. Laziness won't define you. Get up, grind, and unleash the beast within. It's not easy, but it's worth it. No excuses, just action! #GogginsMode #GetAfterIt"

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

"Rise and shine, champions! Monday's calling, and it's time to conquer the day. Remember, every dream achieved starts with the courage to leave the comfort of your bed. Embrace the challenge, for greatness awaits beyond the covers. Let's make today count! 💪 #MondayMotivation

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

"Embrace discomfort, conquer your fears, and shatter your limits. The only person standing in the way of your greatness is you. #DavidGoggins #CantHurtMe"

[Chris @CHEFCHRIS212]

"Stop complaining and start taking extreme ownership of your life. Embrace the pain, push through the discomfort, and become relentless in your pursuit of excellence. #GetAfterIt #DavidGogginsMindset"

[Noel Clarke @NoelClarke]

So at my kids school now. If there's a concert, play, assembly with parents there. Parents are no longer allowed to take pictures of their own kid in case of another kid being in the photo

This the correct approach or too far? How will we have memories of our kids? Only Memory?