Chelsea Fugitt

Check Thyself, Before Thou Wreck Thyself.

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s I please! 😁

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LMFAO! Miniature bags of popcorn?! Good joke. I shall eat as MINI a

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The best part about sleeping until 5pm is that you can always have a beer with breakfast.

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CHELSOxlt3 #GivesYouWings @RedBull :D

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Fuck yeah! After announcing that today is awesome, I was given a FREE coffee. TODAY IS SO SO AWESOME!

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Just saw that movie "Olympus Has Fallen" & I've changed my career goals from being President to joining the secret service.

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I wish Red Bull really did give you wings. I would never have to pay for gas again.

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@amandasmilesss WHAT?! they should have given you an award for displaying your advanced parking skills!

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Since your waiting room coffee was remarkably sucky I feel obligated to take gloves, oversized Popsicle sticks, & alcohol wipes from the ...

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Air mattress, you get me every time! At first you're inflated fun but by morning my ass will inevitably be against the ground.

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Target must pump some kind of brain control gas through their A/C system. Once you go in you can't remember what you needed but you alre ...

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Finite Mathematics should change it's course title to 'Text Message Engineering' or 'Practical Applications of Facebook Navigation'.

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Today, A pre-teen at the mall told me that I look like Katy Perry. That comment made me feel WAY too cool.

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Want to quit smoking? listen to bands like Creed or Cute is What We Aim For in the car & you'll be too embarrassed to roll down your window.

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I liked Avatar so much more when it was Fern Gulley. Remarkable film.

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I just won a FREE coffee for using my Kroger Plus card! Bitchin'.

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Looked like a badass reversing into a parking spot, followed it up by looking like a dumbass for owning the curb on my way out of the lot.

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When served a bottled beverage at a Japanese restaurant; is it inappropriate to utilize a coozie that you brought from home?

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Chlorophyll is totally my favorite biomolecule.

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Dude, I thought Betty White was dead. I feel like I've been living a lie.