🗣️ STORY TIME
About that one time that my roommate fell in love with a con-artist pretending to be an adopted trust fund guy, allowed him to live in our $10K+/month Manhattan apartment for months, stole thousands of dollars of jewelry and cash, and she still didn’t believe me.
Nobody warns about the hazards of reading at a young age.
I’ll be mispronouncing words like “haphazard”, “melancholy”, and “hors d'oeuvres” for the rest of my life.
NEW: Disneyland has stopped sales on ALL Magic Key passes. Existing Magic Key holders will be given a renewal opportunity when their passes expire - starting later this summer.