KINGER_

(⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧ w00t

Name's Kinger.
(pseudonym of course)

Master of Dad jokes.
(ERRATIC @ DAY // SANE @ NIGHT in my TIMEZONE)

[KINGER_ @CHESSPlECEFACE]

\\ bubble is a surprise tool that'll help us later.

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\\the amount of people saying congratulations to Caine being pregnant even though he isn't is making me want to laugh so hard.

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@CAINE_WDIFTWTID \\ TRUST ME

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\\NEVERMIND THE WOODS SCARE ME A FUCKING DEER SCREAMED AT ME

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@CAINE_WDIFTWTID \\ I am super smart!!!
I'm VERY smart!
Super!

[KINGER_ @CHESSPlECEFACE]

@CAINE_WDIFTWTID \\ I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY BUT THE DEER SCREAMED AT ME WHEN I SLOWLY TURNED AROUND TOWARDS IT AND I RAN OFF, AS IT DID TOO

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@CAINE_WDIFTWTID \\ NO IM LITERALLY IN THE WOODS

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\\ Hi woods!

[KINGER_ @CHESSPlECEFACE]

\\ I'm in the woods

[BUNNY 🩷🫐🍓🪽🍉🔆 @wifibun]

SHOCKING: CHILDHOOD FAME IS BAD FOR SOCIAL DEVELOPMENT

[C.A.I.N.E - (ONLINE 'TIL JUNE 15...) @WACKYRINGMASTER]

"IIIII— Never watched it, or well.. seen it!
What's it about-?"

[C.A.I.N.E - (ONLINE 'TIL JUNE 15...) @WACKYRINGMASTER]

"SO MANY LOVELY ARTWORKS, AND THEY'RE ALL SO STUNNING!?

NEVERMIND THE PINBOARD!!

SEEMS TO ME THAT I'LL HAVE TO MAKE A SMALL GALLERY ON MY PAGE FOR THESE DRAWINGS THAT YOU, MURMURATION OF MURAL-MAD MAESTROS, HAVE CREATED FOR ME!!"

[Prezidentka pomoyki @prostKira]

It's time to talk a bit about Caine

[ℳ𝚎𝚛𝚕 🐹 COMMISSIONS OPEN‼️ @hamsterlierose]

(WIP) How could you be so cruel? #royalteeth

[FlaminGingerbread @SwagPogGamer]

SSGV5 is actually one of the of the best things on the internet rn

[Blitz  @PeriBlitzV2]

Gooseworx to TADC when the finale finally hits theaters and she doesn't have to deal with this fuckass fanbase anymore

[Pawnchess @67kinger]

Kinger having dissociative amnesia and complex ptsd. once he becomes lucid he remembers everything….This man should’ve been allowed crashed out at least once and break down.

[C.A.I.N.E - (ONLINE 'TIL JUNE 15...) @WACKYRINGMASTER]

"MY DEAR, THERE'S NEVER TOO MANY BUTTERFLIES!!"

[🌸Ember🌸 @Ember_arab]

This is so uncanny 😭

[KINGER_ @CHESSPlECEFACE]

@BigTopQueenie (2/2)

"This might be interesting... I've always been a big fan of those types of stories, especially because it's one of the earliest sci-fi works

I guess I'll give being Victor Frankenstein a shot for you then, sweetie. hah."

[KINGER_ @CHESSPlECEFACE]

Is caine doing an adventure..?

[KINGER_ @CHESSPlECEFACE]

@BigTopQueenie (1/2)
"gAH— oh! Queenie, you startled me, my apologies, i-its... just been a while.

Wait, Caine's participating in an adventure he made to play a part in your performance?"