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[TheEyesofTanev @CHICKENCRIPPLER]

@penguins Bring da RUCKUS

[TheEyesofTanev @CHICKENCRIPPLER]

@PenguinsJesus Bring da RUCKUS
WU-Tang 4 life

[evgeni malkin's luscious bald spot extensions @sidgeno88]

i don't think reebok rly knew at the time that "y'a plein de chose que je controle pas, mais se que je controle je le controle en tabarouette~~" was the absolute MOST Sidney Crosby line they could POSSIBLY have given him to say but they rly did that 😌

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

While the #LetsGoPens are down in the series, the quantitative analysts at the NHL Network haven’t given up hope just yet.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Erik Karlsson of #LetsGoPens, after a reporter joked they saw a can imprint and called him “Erik KarlZyn”:

“First off, it’s Snus. And second, if you want a heater of a shot, you need a few heaters in that upper lip, bud.”

This locker room is buzzing. Playoff hockey is here.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

🤫 @Max25talbot

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

Jules Kegsbreath 😂😂

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

My favorite Evgeni Malkin moment of all-time came against the Flyers in the playoffs.

Geno was an absolute bully.

[TheEyesofTanev @CHICKENCRIPPLER]

@penguins Mario like

[Stone Cold Sid @StoneColdSid]

Geno has risen today!!!

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired.

[Jeff Ensminger @Jjjk9310]

@PenguinsJesus @Avalanche @DriveToyota Everybody knows he wants to play with his best friend in Pittsburgh. That must be what all the open cap space is about.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

@Avalanche @DriveToyota The Avs really should trade Nathan MacKinnon to a contender like the Penguins so he can go and compete for a Cup one last time.

[TheEyesofTanev @CHICKENCRIPPLER]

@Djoko_UTD Athletes? Sportsmen maybe, but Athletes? This list is a joke

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

Technically Cobra Island is open for tourism. The only thing preventing that is Cobra firing on any vessel that approaches.

[NanobotX @Nemrod86]

@front_ukrainian This defence system won't be complete without Donatello and Raphael.

[TheEyesofTanev @CHICKENCRIPPLER]

@TheCinesthetic

[TheEyesofTanev @CHICKENCRIPPLER]

@TheCinesthetic Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

[TheEyesofTanev @CHICKENCRIPPLER]

@tavkniesnythews Sounds like Hextall. My plan? It's in my head

[hannah 𑁍 @hannniihae]

trade proposal: we give literally any team kevin hayes for free