The (official) account for CHQ Entertainment, a family arcade located within Metrotown Mall at Burnaby, BC! Come visit for a variety of fun and exciting games!
people ask why the change machine isn't taking their bills and then they show us such a horribly disfigured bank note that it couldn't possibly be damaged in ordinary human methods
Every time a customer redeems a finger trap, they immediately get their fingers stuck and ask us how to get free. And every time, I smile at them and explain that we sell the traps, not the solution.
sometimes the change machine delays giving out change just long enough for the customers to verbally abuse us but not long enough for them to physically attack us
If you're just short of tickets for a prize I'll still grab it for you but not because I'm being charitable.
It's because I want to stop perceiving you as soon as possible.
I'm pretty sure the owners don't know this twitter account exists otherwise I'd probably be transferred to one of their other businesses and I DON'T want to work in the underground domestic terrorism department cuz I've heard the hours are pretty bad