CHQ Entertainment

The (official) account for CHQ Entertainment, a family arcade located within Metrotown Mall at Burnaby, BC! Come visit for a variety of fun and exciting games!

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

boys when they play a rhythm game

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

chinese headquarters

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

people ask why the change machine isn't taking their bills and then they show us such a horribly disfigured bank note that it couldn't possibly be damaged in ordinary human methods

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

Every time a customer redeems a finger trap, they immediately get their fingers stuck and ask us how to get free. And every time, I smile at them and explain that we sell the traps, not the solution.

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

i hate when i offer people extra prizes and they ask me if I'm sure
like do you really want me to say no because someday i might

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

we've been out of gloves and e-amusement cards for so long that I've forgotten what it's like to satisfy someone

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

@bwnz1x 320 000 tickets so pay up.

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

The Switch 2 costs $629 so maybe you should Switch 2 arcade games instead ($629 a month)

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

we nerfed spongebob

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

If you're sad about your oshi graduating, come to the arcade! The more time you spend here, the less chances of you graduating

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

@nortpheuslicker thanks u just funded my new drip 🔥🔥🔥

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

sometimes the change machine delays giving out change just long enough for the customers to verbally abuse us but not long enough for them to physically attack us

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

we were told to move the DDR sound barrier because people kept running into it

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

@Gingey_Sn4p Our APM-3 cabs that include Guilty Gear have been sent back to their homes!

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

if all the escalators in Metrotown mall and SkyTrain station are working you should GO HOME IMMEDIATELY because something is truly wrong

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

If you're just short of tickets for a prize I'll still grab it for you but not because I'm being charitable.
It's because I want to stop perceiving you as soon as possible.

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

I had a banger tweet that included doxxing you but I think you'd be able to sue us for something like that

[misosouptv @_misosoupp_]

@CHQ_Arcade I am here with a resume I demand a job

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

eat at bin4 burger lounge

this isn't sponsored I just love bin4 burgers @Bin4Burgers

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

You'll love it if u enjoy this concept

[misosouptv @_misosoupp_]

yo @CHQ_Arcade how's the job is it worth it to work there cuz i just lost my job and have never worked in an arcade before

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

Actually does running this account count as domestic terrorism? If I'm already taking on these extra responsibilities maybe I should ask for a raise

[CHQ Entertainment @CHQ_Arcade]

I'm pretty sure the owners don't know this twitter account exists otherwise I'd probably be transferred to one of their other businesses and I DON'T want to work in the underground domestic terrorism department cuz I've heard the hours are pretty bad