Undercover Calvinist

Probably a meme. Just serving the Church through the convention of the American Baptist Association.

[The Reverend Mister @turtology]

“Forced” birth. “Assigned” gender. What odd ways to describe the things that are core human experiences. The fecundity and givenness (and beauty!) of human life as something to be escaped and liberated from.

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

@CoifCopeland @ABARickWarren Absolutely not. The bride only consists of faithful missionary baptists. Everyone else will just be attending the wedding

[𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔅𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔡 @HwsEleutheroi]

If you have been so negligent, or even deceptive, in your teaching and preaching that the women in your congregation have not been instructed in God's law and God's ways, the fault is yours.

[Ron Henzel, Emotional Support Calvinist ☕ @ronhenzel]

The Puritans smoked pipes & drank wine & ale. But I’m sure they drew the line at potato chips.

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

@BuzzwordBane 2/3rds of the messenger body sent that message. The other 1/3rd actually cares about missionaries.

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

No, that’s a foot.

[Nathan Rogers @BroNathan]

That’s a wrap #ABAing

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

@ABARickWarren I would have but I just couldn’t bear to see all those men surrender to go into missions just to watch them starve.

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

These popularity contests are my favorite part of the meetings. #ABAing

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

I second this wholeheartedly.

[ABAWolf @wolf_aba]

From the son of a bivocational pastor for over 15 years I can promise you one thing…. Working has never hurt is ministry but in fact helped it #ABAing

[ABAWolf @wolf_aba]

From the son of a bivocational pastor for over 15 years I can promise you one thing…. Working has never hurt is ministry but in fact helped it #ABAing

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

@wolf_aba “But that money is there to be invested and to gain interest”

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

The only reason anyone is still here is because they want to vote for speakers.
#abaing

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

Nice! Glad to see our association making real decisions that matter. #ABAing

[@Johnthedipper @john_the_dipper]

Gangsta! #ABAing

[ABAWolf @wolf_aba]

#ABAing

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

This is gonna be spicy. #ABAing

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

@JustinMGatlin Not by our seminaries. Only by those pesky church historians.

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

I think someone knows someone who was fired by someone who chose to keep someone who is not #ABAing Missionary Baptist.

Because being a Missionary Baptist automatically makes one more qualified to fold shirts and put books in boxes.

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

@JustinMGatlin I was beaten to the punch

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

Thank you for not reading the whole report for a third time Bro Grigsby. #ABAing

[Undercover Calvinist @CHaddonBogard]

@JustinMGatlin I mean, it is a committee about writing literature… Literature that has decreased in sales consistently for years. I think someone with writing experience would have some interesting insight for the committee.