Steven Haynes

He/Him

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@davielfc2 *Four Years Later* "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY IMMEDIATELY BROUGHT HER BACK!"

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@1XL96CB Me watching this video waiting to see how fast a life can end:

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@StephenM He found you morally repugnant and disgusting. You keep his name out of your motherfucking mouth.

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@Filmi_fiedGuy Let me help. EDITH is a computer.

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@kevin_smith45 No way a World Series game end on a strikeout? Because he absolutely swung, and thus, struck out.

I’m rooting for the @RaysBaseball and can admit this.

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@e_fosa08 Thanos’ second snap was literally to destroy the stones so nobody could reverse what he did.

Tony’s snap was to erase the threat of Thanos.

I swear to christ you people don’t even WATCH these movies.

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@Angelwithin7 Tell me you don’t know anything about skyscraper window glass without telling me.

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@JomboyMedia The whole time I was shouting, No! No! Put your arms away! STOP HIM!

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@SleeperDodgers Just a friendly reminder that the Dodgers got SWEPT by the Brewers and against the Brewers in 2026, they were 2-9 nowhere near 9-1.

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@Angelwithin7 That is Jacosta, his wife.

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@HankDesmondPhD Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha AI picture and a bullshit story.

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@stephafterhours The boy was in a crowd rallying around Spider-Man...made the web shooting symbol at a stranger in the crowd, and that stranger did it back.

Question: If you're in a crowd, and there's a little kid, they wave, or make some other gesture of greeting, what do you do?

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@FoxNews Gonna be really awkward when he tried to run for President and needs to say that "M-word" a LOT; and with genuine need.

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@Ofcimcold There are literally three or four scenes that absolutely focus on evacuating people. JFC ragebait posting.

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@CalistusOb46441 Tell me you don't read the comics without telling me.

Jacosta is Ultron's WIFE. You fucking know.

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@CalistusOb46441 The Hand are NOT normal ninjas. That is all.

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@SonOfVaivasvata Um...they both felt it coming, they were both reaching for it...important question...who's closer to the window.

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@goddy204 DO they? Out of wild curiosity I'm going to tell you, with one hundred percent certainty...you have seen FIVE verified Omega Level mutants on screen.
JUST by commanding screen presence, name them. SPOILER ALERT: Apocalypse is not an Omega-level mutant, and neither is Professor X

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@emeyorX to focus his spider-sense and detect the holograms and used it to defeat Mysterio. Wild...

[Steven Haynes @CHaynes8185]

@emeyorX The drones were armed, caused real damage, and were a very real threat, and spider-sense detects THREATS. However, tell me that you didn't watch the movie without telling me, because...MUCH LIKE IN THE COMICS...his experience with Mysterio the first time around taught him (1/2)