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Intelligence reports from a moron.
(Not actually employed by the CIA)

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@pioniium I’m more of a bottom, but we can make it work.

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Military secrets are surprisingly easy to come by if you just ask nicely.

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@ivycomb Cognitohazard Tweet.

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@frankiefey Yes, but only in the opinion of cowards and people who disagree with me politically.

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God can make mistakes, and the fact that he allowed me to speak is proof.

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My antivirus flagged a Windows 11 ISO file that I downloaded as malware. I checked and confirmed the ISO was legitimate. Good to know my antivirus is working.

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@ConnorEatsPants Very funny guys… Now where is the Sora watermark?

What– what do you mean it’s real?

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I’m confused. Is this a racism site or a pornography site?

Is it like one of those combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bells?

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Putting this here in case anybody needs it.

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The CIA has a big red button labeled “Explode Asia”. That’s all it says. It’s on the wall next to the copy machine.

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Working freelance is the gender fluid of employment status.

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@ivycomb Hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb.

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