Ciera

Jesus and rocky road ice cream

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“Number 1: I’m having a great time
Number 2: I love you so much
That should’ve been number 1”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“I was just gonna hand sanitize and scarf the chicken down. We gotta get on the road. That’s why I didn’t get the coleslaw”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“Do they have any other fried late night chicken?”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“Steel guitar from the mouth? I guess”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“We just need some flex seal, 2x4s and a dream”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“I don’t want no sugar free American eagle. I want the American eagle.”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“It hurt my feelings cause my dad was my dawg”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

*Talking about cruises*
“I don’t know these people, they’re criminals they’re ex-cons”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“If you can think it, probably not Waffle House, but if you can think it you can get a discount from AAA”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“Dude I’ll show someone my ankle for a good Caesar salad”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“Let’s go get plaid skirts and vests. We’ll be fine”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“This is what horror movies are made of. I don’t think I like rhino… man”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“Really cool, not really cool, medium cool”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“I don’t wanna go to the high school, I wanna go to H-E-B”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“There are no rules. We could be gamer girls”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“I saw Ariel, which is weird because mermaids don’t ski”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“I hate when two 18-wheelers fight to be the dummest dummy”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“I know, but the government is making a big move to get us all on the apps”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“This is pretty for napkin situations”

[Ciera @CIERAJ0]

“I drove you to weatherford. It’s not like I drove you to Narnia”