Star Fleet Commander 🖖

CINC Douglas and Spock answer previously
unanswered questions in Physics, Science, Tech, Space,
Life, Creation and the Universe at:
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Who brought the Floaties? 🛟🛟 😉

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“Some things are better left to the imagination. This is not one of them.” 🤯

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“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do
the day after tomorrow just as well.”😄

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“I work just hard enough not to get fired
and get paid just enough money
not to quit.”😶‍🌫️

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Call of Booty 🏴‍☠️

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“Hard work never killed anybody,
but why take that chance?”😉

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💙“Technically I was wearing sunscreen.
That’s where the responsible choices ended.” 💙

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Chum Worthy? 🪣

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☕️ Break Fluid 💦

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💙“Tide’s out.
Good behavior: also out.” 💙

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I like my coffee how I like my mornings ☕️
— steaming hot, and no pants involved.💙

[Star Fleet Commander 🖖 @CINCDouglas]

💙“The ocean called. 💙
I answered in the least
responsible swimwear
I own.”

[Star Fleet Commander 🖖 @CINCDouglas]

💙“Good morning. 💙
You were in my dreams doing
absolutely nothing sensible.”

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Sneak Peek💙
https://t.co/OkTBevNQAs