CISO_Squirrel

Securely storing stuff and things for winter.

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@it_unprofession Possibly the best one yet... "Agile is a disease ..." 😂

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@g__j 39362 (.2 but you never give the decimal point in a meter reading)

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@infosec_fox Car park. Transformation.

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@infosec_fox Got to be the fact that the 'IT worker' was typing enough to be able to measure keystrokes that proved the compromise... Any real IT worker would have been in a planning session, stand-up, retro or 1-2-1 meeting and not using their keyboard.

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While you're all at @BSidesLondon I'm trailblazing the newest coolest and hippest conference. Bsidescenterparcs . You don't know what you're missing... It involves whisky

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@infosec_fox It's still a thing... Which is great news as I only need to carry my phone and not invest in a watch as well

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@infosec_fox I scored a 27 this morning. #winningmoments

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@infosec_fox Surely it's 'They' are pronounced, not 'it is' pronounced?

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@infosec_fox You got me at free mug.... I have to pay for my own.

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@infosec_fox Haven't smoked in years, but could easily light one of those up right now.

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@canvardar Documentation

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@infosec_fox Excel

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@UK_Daniel_Card It comes to something when even JC is mansplaining stuff. Did your water get turned into wine.

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@infosec_fox More than 21 years of experience of being 21 here , so guess I qualify....

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@UK_Daniel_Card @IceSolst @rekdt @justt_N @IAMERICAbooted @NathanMcNulty Yay, certified, and just before the annual pay review round... My boss doesn't know what's about to hit him.

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@GCHQ @GCHQ getting saucy?

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@infosec_fox @timinbrum @UK_Daniel_Card @guyrleech Even then still got to marry myself and fake my own death to really benefit.

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@timinbrum @infosec_fox @UK_Daniel_Card @guyrleech Lol This place is getting over run with pesky kids isn't it?

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@UK_Daniel_Card Invoke IR, boil kettle and dispense tea.

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@infosec_fox I'm surprised ... actually no, I'm not surprised... worried yes, that's it; I'm worried at how many think they aren't threat actors.