Michael J Anderson

I will _ALWAYS_ trust a big butt and a smile

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

🎵 SIMPLY 🎵
🎵 EATING 🎵
🎵 ALL OF THE CHRISTMAS HAM 🎵

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

Elon Musk is directly responsible for the deaths of those girls in Texas. He’s flipped Grok’s switch to “full Nazi” to distract from that fact

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

@DidKissingerD1e Came back here to offer congratulations, this is a good day

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

@drinkjaja god fucking dammit

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

@christuphuh @drewmagary I got one for you, follow back

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

Re-upping the offer since Elon has taken to suspending reporters for seeking out truth

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

I know I don’t post here anymore, and it’s because I rarely open this app anymore. But I haven’t deleted yet, I got 5 codes for the other place, and they are up for anyone who requests them

And uh, lmao Dianne I guess

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

I know I don’t post here anymore, and it’s because I rarely open this app anymore. But I haven’t deleted yet, I got 5 codes for the other place, and they are up for anyone who requests them

And uh, lmao Dianne I guess

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

@ManyATrueNerd Flying away from the planet, all sworn to silence, yet still singing the Flamethrower Song

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

Hey everyone, I’ve got a code for the other place, first come first served

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

@jaketropolis Say it ain’t so…

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

@EricMGarcia I regret to inform you that Nelly’s classic is actually that old:

https://t.co/xXwQWONHOJ

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

@dsquareddigest

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

Watching a YouTuber who is a fully adult man do a reaction video to Transformers: The Movie and he said he always loved transformers as a kid and he meant the Bay movies and I feel like I drank out of the wrong Grail

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

@NotJosephGarcia @IHateNYT Gang gang! Mmmmm, amputation so good!

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

@wholesomefoxx Scrubs, no doubt in my mind

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

@mizabitha @ManuclearBomb No matter what link puts in the cooking pot it comes out hot dish

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

@editorsneedlov1 @FINALLEVEL Ok, I know it’s weird to respond after 4 days, but I have to know: do you disagree from a perspective of AI evangelism? Or an obsequious position in regards to corporate executives, particularly those at entertainment conglomerates? Or for some other reason? Why do you disagree?

[Michael J Anderson @CItizenKang42]

@docsquiddy One of those episodes where I regret having everything on streaming these days, because it would have hit even harder when I watched it on broadcast and didn’t know the titles from the start

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

[November @postoctobrist]

FRANCE: we're fancy
WORLD: ok
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch
WORLD:
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife