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[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage.

She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push.

We aren't.

We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire.

I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe.

I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution.

I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance.

I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market.

We don't even have a European market.

She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets.

I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty.

I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.

[𝓋𝐿ყ 🦋 @Valillya]

"There is white genocide in south africa" ass comment

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

using my disgusting infected crooked finger to play flappy bird

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

Brad Lander endorsing Zohran in the mayoral and getting a winning endorsement from him for a House seat

[Isaiah Walker @walkeri141]

honestly I was fine with the Algae and the peeling paint but radioactive seems a bit much

[PepperDad2Spicy @PBeef2Spicy]

Alex Eala 🇵🇭 defeats #2 rank player becomes the first Filipino player ever to be seeded at a Grand Slam event

Jordan Clarkson 🇵🇭🇺🇸 becomes the first Filipino-American to win a NBA championship

Yasmine 🇵🇭 revealed for SF6 to very positive receiption

Pinoys eating good in 2026

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

Aaron Tucker had been out of prison for seven days. He had less than $2 in his pocket and one shot at turning his life around, a job interview that morning. Then he saw a car flip over and catch fire from his bus window.

He asked the bus driver if he was going to help. "No, but if you get out I'm going to leave," the driver replied. Tucker got out anyway.

He sprinted toward the upside-down, smoke-filled car and found the 61-year-old driver covered in blood.

He unbuckled the man's seatbelt and dragged him clear as the car started to catch fire.

He pulled off his own dress shirt and used it to stop the man's head wound from bleeding, telling him: "You're going to be all right. Your family wants to see you. Keep your eyes open."

The bus left. Tucker missed his interview.

When the story got out, strangers set up a GoFundMe that raised over $50,000 in three days. He also received multiple job offers in construction.

"I feel like a job can come and go, but a life is a one-time thing," Tucker said. "The job just wasn't in my mind at that time."

[rain🔸 @japsyray]

"Is basketball played culturally in the Philippines?"

street are flooded due to typhoon and you're still gonna see filipinos playing basketball... idk man. you tell me.

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

flappy bird found my location

[JBond @jbondwagon]

I can’t be any happier that the first Filipino to win an NBA Championship is actually someone who suited up for Gilas Pilipinas in the world stage

You deserve to have that distinction of being the first Filipino to win the NBA Championship

Mabuhay ka, Jordan Clarkson 🫡🇵🇭

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

HISTORY FOR THE PHILIPPINES 🇵🇭

Jordan Clarkson is the first player of Filipino descent to win an NBA championship!

[dotcom 🦖 @wavdotcom]

Reheating wembys nachos 🙅🏿‍♂️🚫 #DECLINED #FuckGuangzhouGoToGalvestonNigga

[heather @heatherjaykay]

Chills.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Hamawy has won — meaning a doctor who treated the victims of the U.S.-Israeli genocide in Gaza is headed to Congress.

He refused to leave his rotation, even as Israel surrounded the hospital and cut off the water supply, until a new rotation of doctors was allowed in

[Conor D. Oil @RealConorOil]

“Ah finally, I have no gender,” I said to myself as I sat in my bedroom without a gender.

“Yes you do.” Said pronouns guy.

😱

I hope you enjoyed guys enjoyed my original story like and follow for more ❤️

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

fun fact: the NYT hasn't had a breaking news headline about a bombing in Gaza (~1000 killed by US/Israel since Oct 2025) or Lebanon (3,400+ killed by US/Israel since Oct 2025) since Oct 2025.