Bensonov

Published cartoonist with the New Yorker (pending)

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They say no man is an island, but I have met plenty of people I would consider landfills

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@Arda @ESPNInsights Justin “Costco” Kirkland

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@JFreshHockey Utah Chevrolet Caprice

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@Big_Tex_Cole @LO_Coyotes That name is perfect, almost makes TOO MUCH sense - unfortunately we are living in Biden’s America so it will never happen #UtahChevorletCaprice

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@NHLFlames Mac “Truck” Weeger #flames1stgoal

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@NickLovesSpain You had me at cigarettes

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Imma cleats-up tackle these fucking things.

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Boston Dynamics can make in very near future professional #robot football players. In the CGI video, one of these robots easily outplay a person🧐

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@high_sebastian Rory Kerins!

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@RyanNPike Gotta be Robyn Regehr. No prior coaching necessary.

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@gadventures Smoke Marlboro @Big_Tex_Cole @TW_Guitars @P_Snoose

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@FieryBreadman Conroy Sixth Beer

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@HockeyTomorrow Craig Conroy

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@RyanNPike @FlamesNation With Flames legend Jaromír Jágr back playing at 50, how realistic is it to expect AGM Craig Conroy to return to the ice with the Flames at age 51? #conroyridesagain

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The “Back to the Future” trilogy is better than Homer’s Odyssey #finaltweet

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Can you please publish one of these, my kids career day is coming up and I need to tell a class of 34 kids I have a job.

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.@NewYorker dinosaurs want to be oil

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.@newyorker Has science gone too far? No, decidedly not #sciencetweet #thisoneisaboutmice

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@BR_OpenIce Smiling Craig Conroy

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I love how hockey insiders work one day of free agent frenzy and then they immediately post pictures from their lake properties like “I earned this, be nice to one another see you in October”

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@lazylegz14 @TSNBobMcKenzie I am also an insiderrrr and I drink a lot, honest mistake.

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@miketgould Looks good but Kerins! has an exclamation mark after his name.