Carrie Clemmons

Elliott Jade's Mama ❤, Fur baby lover 🐶🐶🐱🐱, Kendall's better half💑, Ag promotor🐮🐷🌽, Pro-bowler wannabe🎳

[Carrie Clemmons @CJClemmons17]

Daughter: *whimpering*
Husband: No, I'm sorry you can't have sushi. You don't have teeth yet.
Daughter: *full blown crying*
#shitmyhusbandsaystoourdaughter

[Carrie Clemmons @CJClemmons17]

"What are you doing, you little spider monkey?" #shitmyhusbandsaystoourdaughter

[Carrie Clemmons @CJClemmons17]

The last few nights I have overheard some pretty funny comments from my husband to our 2.5 week old daughter. I am going to start documenting them with the hashtag below. Follow along in our journey as new parents! #shitmyhusbandsaystoourdaughter

[Carrie Clemmons @CJClemmons17]

BlenderBottle is giving away 5 of their March Color of the Month shakers. Check it out! https://t.co/HLvEmspXgE

[Carrie Clemmons @CJClemmons17]

@SUBWAY 😂😂😂

[Carrie Clemmons @CJClemmons17]

Is anyone else seeing the serious shade @SUBWAY is throwing at @McDonalds during the Sunday night football commercials? #damn

[Carrie Clemmons @CJClemmons17]

These gorl memes are killing me 😂 https://t.co/iFXnkczv8B

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

"I don't know, sometimes I just wish there was a room you could sit in that made breathing harder."

- inventor of the sauna

[Carrie Clemmons @CJClemmons17]

@BetsaJoy #Gorgeous

[Carrie Clemmons @CJClemmons17]

Strong women support strong women 👏👏👏 #americanidols #strongwomen https://t.co/5MrhFNYULo

[Carrie Underwood @carrieunderwood]

Whatever, girl, I voted for you! 😘

But seriously, I do wish more publications would just celebrate women’s success without pitting them against each other...
Just my thoughts...anyway...
Love ya’! Hope you’re well! https://t.co/aOaqjlfDry

[Iowa Pork Producers @IowaPork]

We're skipping the peanuts & crackerjacks and go straight to the 1.5 lb "Slaughterhouse Sandwich" including a boneless pork chop, pulled pork, ham AND bacon!!! #iCubs #OpeningDay #IowaPork 🥓⚾ https://t.co/bILQMI5cj2

[Carrie Clemmons @CJClemmons17]

@nurse_mermaid No clue!
🤣

[Carrie Clemmons @CJClemmons17]

New Twitter, who dis? #Twitternewbie #wthamIdoing

[Carrie Clemmons @CJClemmons17]

@madre_hen Thanks dear! It took way too much thought 😂