CJ Cregg

Press Secretary for President Jed Bartlet and based in the West Wing, at the White House.

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The property now includes a helipad and the ability to run a global war from the sun porch.

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A couple things for you to bear in mind. None of that matters on Hard Copy!

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I'm a whole new woman.

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Mr. President. Did you by any chance take your back pills?

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Don't try to make up with me.

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Sir, this may be a good time to talk about your sense of humor.

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Is there anything I can say other than 'The President rode his bicycle into a tree?'

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I'm sitting here listening and already I've turned to a life of crime.

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Someone's gonna get an ass-kickin' from the Mrs.

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Outraged? I'm barely surprised.

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You guys wanna muzzle me before I go in there, speak now or forever hold your peace. God knows it's not likely I'm gonna.

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So how long do you usually make people your bitch?

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How do you keep fighting the smaller injustices when they're all from the mother of injustices?

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You get my support the same way I get yours; when I agree with what you're saying, or when I don't care about what you're saying.

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Look, I take civil liberties as seriously as anybody. I've been to the dinners.

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Oh, me-oh, oh, my-oh. Oh, Cleveland, Ohio.

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Dad, this would be a good time to mention that it's possible that an Egyptian cat goddess named Bast has put an ancient curse on me.

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I'm The Enforcer, Sam. I'm going to crush him, I'm going to make him cry and then I'm gonna tell his mama about it.

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Go back to the Pentagon and tell General Barry CJ Cregg says he's a coward.

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You know why the New Coke marketing campaign failed? Because nobody liked New Coke.