Cory Ellis

professional couch potato

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

One of the most evil things imaginable to me

[Cory Ellis @CJEllis_90]

@povall10 He's finished so is fury I suppose

[Cory Ellis @CJEllis_90]

@WiggumCharm @maxandpaddyline Is he Chinese?

[Cory Ellis @CJEllis_90]

@The_Mighty_Mojo Should have been banned after this

[Cory Ellis @CJEllis_90]

@Winstonsacca Whiskey knocked a load of cheap stuff back and spent the next day with my head in the toilet.

[Cory Ellis @CJEllis_90]

@BritBoxingBlog Hrgovic rematch would be good assuming he wins next week.

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

The Nigel Farage Guide to Being a Working-Class Hero

Step 1: Be born to a City stockbroker.

Step 2: Attend Dulwich College, fees currently £53,000 a year.

Step 3: Skip university. Become a City commodities trader instead.

Step 4: Run one of your metal broking firms into insolvency.

Step 5: Get elected to the European Parliament. Spend the next 21 years drawing a salary from the institution you're paid to dismantle.

Step 6: Claim £15,500 a year in expenses for an office your party was given rent-free.

Step 7: Put your wife on the EU parliamentary payroll. Take her off only when the rules force you to.

Step 8: Get investigated by the EU's anti-fraud office. Eventually have half your MEP salary docked to repay misused public funds.

Step 9: Throw a Brexit victory party at the Ritz. Decry the "professional political class" to a room of millionaires.

Step 10: Take £450,000 in personal gifts from Arron Banks. House. Car. Lifestyle.

Step 11: Take £5 million, undisclosed, from a Bangkok-based crypto billionaire. Days later, announce you're standing for parliament after all.

Step 12: Win Clacton. Take the £93,904 MP salary. Add £1.2 million a year from GB News at £2,300 an hour. Become the highest-earning MP in the House of Commons.

Step 13: Speak in parliament fewer times than any other party leader. Fly to America at least nine times in your first year. Refuse to hold in-person constituency surgeries. Holiday in France while parliament is sitting.

Step 14: Tell the working class you're one of them. Tell them to vote against their own interests, over and over again.

Pint, mate?

[Cory Ellis @CJEllis_90]

@Winstonsacca @TheFootyFeed Hahaha and them shitty burgers on an out of date bun

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

6 - Liverpool have now scored six 90th-minute winners against Everton in the Premier League - the most one side has against a single opponent in the competition's history. Bragging.

[Cory Ellis @CJEllis_90]

@Winstonsacca

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

90+10' - The skipper heads us back in front - YESSSS!! ✊🔴

[1-2] #EVELIV

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding children instead of bombing them.

[Prof Francois Balloux @BallouxFrancois]

This article is utter tosh, whatever one's position on Trump, Pope Leo XIV, or the morality of the Iran war. Essentially every paragraph is nonsense. It reads like borderline satire at times. One example of the idiocy of the piece among others, I quote "... 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴", which is a truly insane thing to write, given that the first salvo of the war was literally a double-tap on a school that killed ~150 schoolgirls.
It's puzzling this embarrassing piece passed an editor at the Times.
https://t.co/NzeUq4Ywu4

[Huey @HAv2RtrnVdeoTps]

Charging people for the air they breathe? Interesting!

[Angleton’s Orchids @AngletonOrchids]

Imagine if the Nazis wore little smokestack pins to Wannsee. That’s what we’re seeing here.

[Cory Ellis @CJEllis_90]

@jayen077 @ringmagazine I get what your saying but they were competitive fights with moments that the ref could have stepped in this was a beat down with nothing coming back.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

“A toddler in Gaza released from Israeli custody has been returned to his family with suspected torture wounds.”

Read that again.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Imagine being so soulless you end up rooting for a future like this

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

Here’s Darren Jones MP telling you all the ways digital ID will be useful for citizens, all linked to 3rd party providers. Your access all areas convenience app … OR

▪️You can’t fill up your car, your permission is only on Wednesdays.

▪️You can’t enrol your child in school, she hasn’t had her vaccine.

▪️You can’t book a flight until you pay a disputed council tax bill.

▪️You can’t hire a car, you have a red flag because of a social media post.

▪️You can’t buy alcohol, you’ve reached your recommended limit.

▪️You can’t renew your passport until your outstanding parking fines are cleared.

▪️You can’t enter the city centre today, your traffic credits are exhausted.

▪️You can’t withdraw cash, your account has been temporarily flagged for review.

▪️You can’t access your bank account, facial recognition verification failed.

▪️You can’t buy a train ticket, your carbon travel allowance has been exceeded.

▪️You can’t sell your house, your property compliance certificate hasn’t been updated.

▪️You can’t access certain websites, your digital wellbeing limit has been reached.

▪️You can’t claim benefits, your activity tracker shows insufficient job-seeking hours.

▪️You can’t enter a stadium, your social trust rating is below the event threshold.

▪️You can’t purchase meat this week, you’ve reached your environmental consumption target.

▪️You can’t open a business, your digital compliance score is too low.

▪️You can’t cross the border, your travel profile has been flagged for unacceptable social media posts.

▪️You can’t vote today, identity authentication failed at digital check-in.

Digital ID will mean a permissions based life based on how well you comply to guidelines. Exactly as scoped and planned.
It’s the perfect citizen control product.

Focus 💣