A Tribe Called Con

Don't trip, I'm a Jedi. Insta - CJFarrelly

[A Tribe Called Con @CJFarrelly]

@AshleighKeenan As a recruiter I cannot stress to the general public to please check your attachments.

I’ve had everything from nudes, travel documents and even a death certificate.

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

for when mommy is sad

[fossymossy @fossymossy1]

The right has gone fucking insane

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

‘What a win for England’

Jordan Henderson (unused substitute):

[Bear @BearJFK]

Women have no idea how much blokes fantasise about such things.

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

POV: ur at Croydon box park and Harry Kane just scored a penalty retake at group stage match

[Balling @MrGoodGuy1914]

Because they flirt back

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[A Tribe Called Con @CJFarrelly]

@99_9pct I’ve been a couple of times and other than the strip it’s got quite a few nice spots 😂

Cheap af too.

[A Tribe Called Con @CJFarrelly]

@jt_stamford No you’re just an absolute nuisance to sit behind whilst the rest of us want to get whatever errand we’re doing done.

The amount of time I sit waiting for people to straighten up in overly large cars is a total ball ache.

[A Tribe Called Con @CJFarrelly]

@_Unknown_D_ @1joharrington It has just been one big old slog through several once in a generation events with what feels like zero control.

[D @_Unknown_D_]

In my entire adult life I dont think I've ever experienced an economic boom in the UK. Graduated a few years after the 2008 financial crisis, and ever since then it's been either economic stagnancy or recession. I would love to see what an optimistic, booming economy looks like.

[Skely @123skely]

Any woman who ghosts me I just assume was a federal agent that got too emotionally attached to do her job and got reassigned.

[A Tribe Called Con @CJFarrelly]

@LEGS223 @nocontextEFC The Nando’s branded cooking bags are usually on offer or around £1 as well and you can throw in better quality chicken yourself 😂

[Weekend Warrior ☝️🐉🏆🐏 @wwarrior_1]

"they expect one of us in the wreckage brother"

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

Date cancelled. I asked her to pay for my haircut and outfit, and to send a ride to my place to take me to the location, but she declined. Biggest red flag I have ever seen. I dodged a bullet. 🚩

[chicken @chickenincrisis]

well fuck her too

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Chappell Roan and her security guard

[jack @actionjack69]

Chapelle Roan’s security team after a 2nd grader asks for her autograph

[𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖ᥫ᭡ @desi0re]

How you the sidekick in your own fantasy.
Fucking loser