CJ Flandershaft

Father. Ex-husband. Business owner. Libs got my old account banned. Elon brought me back to life.

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

She’s still chudding out, unaware of what’s happening in her fandom.

Patriot

[CJ Flandershaft @CJFlandershaft]

@kcpolice Since moving into my apartment complex after the divorce there’s been nine break ins to the cars in the parking lot. Each one reported. Each time told nothing could be realistically be done about it. But sure, let’s find this flag abuser.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

The thing that never happens and could never happen and that only evil people predicted would happen has happened again.

[Ty Hill @cheetah]

hm

[gondorian @wizardchud]

"Malfoy, are you actually a saxon, you seem more normon, with that cranial shape"

"Of course im a saxon"

"Nothing wrong with being normon, they're still European"

"I'm a saxon looney. And you're a mick"

"I have my caliphers here, we can check"

[Centrist Peater @centristpeater]

“Believe all women” sounds plausible until you meet your first woman

[AF Post @AFpost]

Jacob Rees Mogg: “We’d all be speaking German”

Tucker Carlson: “Who cares?”

Follow: @AFpost

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

My son when he finds my twitter in 20 years

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The complete opposite of Josh Simmons in terms of toughness.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

every now and then he’ll reach back for something extra in the tank and paint one at 98 on the corner

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

@NYCMayor Thank you, Mayor Mamdani. As a Jew in New York, I have been subjected to numerous hate crimes that have resulted in bruises, bleeding, and a positive monkeypox diagnosis. We need to end antisemitism

[Bleed Kelly Green 🦅 @HurtsTop3]

@mc1243657 Mahomes won a SB with Skyy Moore, Kadarious Toney, and Juju.

Allen just ain’t that guy bud. Assuming he would win is just a bad take.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

W

[Brett @BrettChiefsSzn]

Patriots fan says this is the world roughing the pass call ever 😂

[A.H. Johnson @AHJohnson1516]

This is what people watch in hospitals as they lay dying.

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

"Just legalize sports betting, who cares" was one of the most wrong opinions I've ever had. We need a draconian snapback where it becomes something you can exclusively do in-person in Vegas and maybe at a racetrack in Atlantic City.

[CJ Flandershaft @CJFlandershaft]

@MayorLucasKC @MoDOT_KC @MoDOT

Reminder that Kansas City streets will look like this four days after a snow because we “can’t afford additional road treatment” but the budget for flock cameras is apparently unlimited.