Connor Kearns

peace and love.

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

@Mackenziee096 Scammer

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

@sabinebby_ Scammer.

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

Looking for 2 Ye tix tonight @ Soldier Field 🙏 GA preferred, lower level works. Under $300 each.
Must verify + transfer. PayPal G&S/Venmo Purchase Protection only. DM me 🤝

#KanyeWest #Ye #Chicago #SoldierField #YeTickets

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

Last Saturday night (08•22•20), I was out of town when I was woken in the early hours of the AM to some rather devastating news regarding a fire that engulfed warehouse in East Nashville. Thank God no person(s) lost… https://t.co/45JSkrXM7S

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

Even regular cops can feel like undercovers today. #HappyHalloween

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

@eronrox Let’s treat social media’s replies like the elderly do lol. #trivialityvitality

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

@eronrox Full moon killed everyone. Or so’s the word in nashvile

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

Just heard someone say “I don’t have kids, I have xanex.” RIP

[Seinfeld @SeinfeldTV]

We imagine this is how influencer photoshoots go...

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

My life goal is to be the guest of honor at an Attenborough family dinner.

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

There’s usually a sip left in the bottom of a spilt glass.

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

Why do people always feel the need to disclose that they love traveling? Who doesn’t love traveling? #boringbios

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

When written, the word “unnecessary” always winds up with the letters spaced slightly farther apart and bigger by the end... #watch4it

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

“Sometimes the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is a good nap”- George Constanta. #Seinfeld

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

@dominos #NoBalls says you won’t send me a pizza rn. DM me for the addy 🍕

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

*Retroactively thinking of HS sports while I run for the first time in a while*

Memory: “Pain is weakness leaving the body.”
Current response: ‘Wtf does that even mean, my nilla?’ *coughs v hard* #CoughToGetChaOff #sports

[Joel Robert Kaiser @Joel_Kaiser]

I’m Alive (Jodine preview)
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I got u cuties a lil somethin for #VDay
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Just know that it’s only a sketch of what’s to come... I literally mumble thru the 1st half of the min-long track 💛⚪️💗
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Also! Many thanx to @projectorheadst @leeka_loo & Killgo

https://t.co/B1L2o5rX43

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

how little is my regard for life if I just finished the sopranos in 3 weeks? #SopranYes

[Connor Kearns @CJKearns]

@ohmypaige Just start your own! #PaigeBook