Chris Jermyn

Married father-of-two, gym enthusiast and metaller.

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@CNviolations

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@ToonMouthTyne Botman is gonna be another Woodgate...

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@Mr_Flibble_24 @Lanescum @DeludedOf Ironic, really. I don't like gravy lol

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@MrBrum43 The tweet mentioned setting fire to buildings with refugees in them. Regardless of what the emotional state of the tweeter is, the law isn't gonna take that into account are they?

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@lawrence_bury Newcastle United winning their first domestic trophy in 70 years waa my highlight.

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@Mofoman360 Tombstone.

"It seems Mr Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate him..."

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@ChrisBlack10 Mike Ashley doesn't give a fuck about anyone or anything except himself.

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@RadioEuropes He's obviously been out on the Toon and saw how the lasses dress

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@BradYNWA6 The only people having a pop are Mackems and people who are pissed that Newcastle United are no longer the mess they were under Ashley

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@juneslater17 Arthritis in the ankle, knackered lungs due to covid x 3 and pneumonia and a history of mental health issues. I ain't getting called up.

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@rustyrockets I couldn't see you threatening CM, especially when you both have a couple of things in common (Far-Right bs and sex crimes)

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@footballtweet Man Utd fans need to understand it's no longer the 90s/00s, time to learn some humility. Especially after all the "we are back" posts when they won the League Cup in 2023 (not a Micky Mouse cup then, was it?)

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@geordiejosh @MsiDouglas Hope I'm wrong but he seems to be turning into a sicknote. If so, we should get rid while he still has a value.

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@lizzy15xo My ex's idea of doggystyle was making sit up and beg for it 🤷‍♀️

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@faaaaantastic The club should play more Venom considering they're Geordies and they invented Thrash Metal. Imagine the team coming onto the pitch while Welcome To Hell plays...magic!

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@FtblJoe Howe's team.

They may have been up and down this season but a) they've actually won a trophy, b) Howe never scrapped the reserves for reasons I've forgot and c) Howe hasn't signed an overrated show-pony who cost us the league by upsetting the team balance.

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@stan_airey @FtblJoe Doubt it, they're all 30+ years older now 😉

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@Inevitablewest You'd have a rapist as president?

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@Inevitablewest Rapist making demands, eh? Fuck him.

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@joerogan Colonel Mustard, in the study, with the knife.