CJ Morgan Show

DEEZ NUTS DONT RUN!!
3-7p on @101X
Austin - Text or Call us: 512.835.1015

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ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY: While visiting Mexico, CJ Morgan rented and wrecked a "motorcycle", breaking his collarbone and ending up in the hospital.

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🤘 WE'RE BACK at Drinks Backyard this Saturday to cheer on TEXAS with @CJMorganShow!

🏈 Big TV and drink specials from @TwistedXBrewing Company for 21+!

❌ Join 101X starting at 11:00AM to kick it off! ❌

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HOW MANY PUSHUPS CAN @thecjmorgan DO?
Mayo Clinic says, for his age, he SHOULD be able to do 18.5. Closet guess wins St. Vincent Tickets - 512.835.1015 @101x

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Howdy CHILLVILLE fans, don't miss out on the latest podcast including M83, Mk.gee, FKA Twigs, Maribou State and many more: https://t.co/dKerFsYp5E

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We are the dumbest show on earth and our goal is only to make you smile. Tune in now to hear an uplifting impromptu speech ruined by CJ being CJ https://t.co/UOdtbTomLn

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We. Have. Fun. Here.

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Its time for the annual CJ Morgan Show Spooktacular! Drop your requests in the replies.

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What’s CJ’s “great idea” for his next job?

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Question of the Day: Why can't you use a credit card to pay off another credit card?

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OMG John Early is the best and my new "Austin friend". Catch him at the @mohawkaustin Saturday. @101x https://t.co/GjSWvO5pU7

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🤘 This Saturday it's TEXAS VS ULM 🏈

💥 Join 101X for our Texas Tailgate Party on the corner of 18th & Colorado from 4-7PM! We're getting you hyped with music, complimentary drinks and more from our friends at @TexasOriginalCC.

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How should we punish Spenny?

[I'm Not Corn Anymore I've Moved Past That @spenceriddles]

Now accepting hugs from service robots

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#pocketcheese

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Question of the day: when can you start decorating for Halloween?

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On this day: Benjamin Sisko traveled back in time and influenced the course of Earth’s history becoming involved with the Bell Riots. #todayisthegreatest

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Good news! CJ Morgan is out of surgery and currently resting in the recovery room. The penile plication was mostly successful. Thank you for all the kind words and flowers.

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For those asking: it’s was “big ol floppy dong, Blop blop” and then a fart sound effect.

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QUESTION OF THE DAY: If @thecjmorgan dies in surgery next week, what should be his last words on the radio today? We are trying to plan ahead.

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QUESTION OF THE DAY: If @thecjmorgan dies in surgery next week, what should be his last words on the radio today? We are trying to plan ahead.

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