Kohli ki Toli

This is a tech account taking inspiration from CJP after finding himself lazy of not able to complete the topics after Arrays!

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Love you modi ji

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@ankitdubeyji_ Kisi se neta se bhi puch k dekh le, do kodi k reporter

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Is there any deadline for solving Bilaspur Kalan traffic issue, it started back when I was in school and still going on, if some construction is going on atleast block these trucks and all in daytime!!

@TrafficGGM

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@SBICard_Connect Regarding UPI disputes is there any way for the same

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Hey @SBICard_Connect @TheOfficialSBI your complaint registration is not working!!!

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@th_anonymouse Aur khud ku sign kr rakhe h is pr 🥲🥲🥲🥲

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@excitel_rocks bro kindly help me out, its been two days without even response, i brought the most expensive plan of yours and now wifi is not working!

even your team is abusing me, providing wrong inputs and all!

This was not appropriate at all!

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@nishikant_dubey @RahulGandhi @INCIndia Khud k bete ko foreign me paise se degree dilva k yaha k bata raha hai,

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@DCPNewDelhi I was there, the way Delhi Police was peacefully treating with all the protestors there, they way your officers were trying to free women of their clothes so that they can breathe, to make people paralysed so that they can get job using specially abled section!

Great Job

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TRIGGER WARNING - VIOLENCE AND BLOOD IN THIS VIDEO

The absolute cruelty and heartlessness of the regime will be remembered by this generation.

How can you hurt and maim peaceful protesters? All for Dharmendra Pradhan?

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#ENGARG

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Enzo Fernandez just saved about 7 million Messi legacy tweets from being posted at once 😭😭

Do you understand what you’ve done.

#ENGARG

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Messi gets one assist and suddenly 400 Ronaldo accounts have gone offline 😭😭

Football Twitter is the greatest social experiment ever created.

#ENGARG

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Messi heard everyone drafting the retirement tweets and decided to delay the documentary 😭😭

One pass and the entire timeline is deleting drafts.

#ENGARG

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85 minutes into a World Cup semi-final, Argentina need a goal and the cameraman keeps cutting to Messi like the credits are about to roll 😭😭

Bro this is a football match not the final episode.

#ENGARG

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Anthony Gordon scores.

Messi starts his walking documentary.

Ronaldo somehow starts trending.

Football Twitter is about to have its greatest night ever 😭😭

#ENGARG

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Messi walking around while Argentina are losing and the commentators call it “scanning the game” 😭😭

Ronaldo does this and they start filming his downfall documentary before full-time.

#ENGARG

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Messi probably imagined his last World Cup as a cinematic farewell.

The cameraman had the same idea.

Anthony Gordon clearly didn’t read the script 😭😭

#ENGARG

#ENGARG

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Every time Argentina are losing the cameraman cuts to Messi walking 😭😭

We get it bro. Cinematic retirement documentary. Can he touch the ball now?

#ENGARG

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If Ronaldo dropped this performance in a World Cup semi-final we’d have documentaries by midnight 😭😭

Messi does it and suddenly “you need to understand space.”

#ENGARG