Kohli ki Toli

This is a tech account taking inspiration from CJP after finding himself lazy of not able to complete the topics after Arrays!

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Enzo Fernandez just saved about 7 million Messi legacy tweets from being posted at once 😭😭

Do you understand what you’ve done.

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Messi gets one assist and suddenly 400 Ronaldo accounts have gone offline 😭😭

Football Twitter is the greatest social experiment ever created.

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Messi heard everyone drafting the retirement tweets and decided to delay the documentary 😭😭

One pass and the entire timeline is deleting drafts.

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85 minutes into a World Cup semi-final, Argentina need a goal and the cameraman keeps cutting to Messi like the credits are about to roll 😭😭

Bro this is a football match not the final episode.

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Anthony Gordon scores.

Messi starts his walking documentary.

Ronaldo somehow starts trending.

Football Twitter is about to have its greatest night ever 😭😭

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Messi walking around while Argentina are losing and the commentators call it “scanning the game” 😭😭

Ronaldo does this and they start filming his downfall documentary before full-time.

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Messi probably imagined his last World Cup as a cinematic farewell.

The cameraman had the same idea.

Anthony Gordon clearly didn’t read the script 😭😭

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Every time Argentina are losing the cameraman cuts to Messi walking 😭😭

We get it bro. Cinematic retirement documentary. Can he touch the ball now?

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If Ronaldo dropped this performance in a World Cup semi-final we’d have documentaries by midnight 😭😭

Messi does it and suddenly “you need to understand space.”

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Messi fans spent 20 years comparing him to gods just for Anthony Gordon to be the main character in his last World Cup 😭😭😭

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Messi when FIFA accidentally changes the difficulty from Beginner to Legendary 😭😭

No Qatar route. No Croatia. No Australia.

Just England.

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Anthony Gordon has put Messi on a Teams call titled “Difficult Conversations” 😭😭

Agenda:
• No easy route
• No Qatar script
• England own Argentina

Attendance mandatory.

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Messi when Plan A doesn’t work:

Look at the ref.
Talk to the ref.
Ask the ref.
Escalate to the ref.
😭😭😭

England treating the corporate GOAT like a summer intern.

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Messi is the corporate boss who looks generational in meetings until someone asks him to actually solve a difficult problem 😭😭

England asked one serious question and bro has been on mute ever since.

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Argentina turned a World Cup semi-final into WWE because they couldn’t play football, then Anthony Gordon scored 😭😭

Maradona’s hand and penalties really fooled a whole generation. England have always owned them.

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All those fouls just to concede to Anthony Gordon 😭😭

England have been owning Argentina for generations.

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England have historically OWNED Argentina at the World Cup 😭😭

One Maradona handball and a penalty shootout really convinced an entire nation they own this rivalry 💀

History is absolutely shameless 🏴

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