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Was there even a private jet involved in this Whittingham deal or did he just fly Frontier?

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Okay @Cover3Podcast I don’t need the sirens in my feed until we have a deal

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Just grateful that the NFL reclaimed Christmas from the NBA

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Update:

Apparently I had already wrapped it and put it under the tree

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Just dislocated my shoulder leaving Bath & Body Works but at least all of my middle aged female acquaintances will feel appreciated this holiday season ✨

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Overflowing with Christmas cheer 🤶

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My daughter complaining they forgot the fries in her kids meal 👀

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Was watching a truly magnificent Packers Bears game and somehow missed JMU putting up 34(!?) on Oregon.

You should get suspended from the B1G for this score

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Michigan Coaching Search: Past, Present, Future

Past: Embarrassing

Present: Promising

Future: We need a QB developer, portal recruiter, leader of men, and otherwise boring head coach

I like Lea & Brohm.

Don’t be too elitist. Just keep the Maserati out of the ditch.

https://t.co/N8cAHKXyOp

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Mike Elko to Michigan

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Not to be dramatic about this Michigan coaching search but

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If Kalen DeBoer and Brent Venables switched hats I don’t think I could tell them apart

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This Christmas season, the U.S. taxpayer is generously TRIPLING the incentive for illegal aliens to leave voluntarily. Through the end of the year, illegal aliens who self-deport using the CBP Home App can receive a $3,000 exit bonus.

Illegal aliens should take advantage of this gift and self-deport because if they don’t, we will find them, we will arrest them, and they will not return.

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In a pre-dawn action early this morning on Dec. 20, the US Coast Guard with the support of the Department of War apprehended an oil tanker that was last docked in Venezuela.

The United States will continue to pursue the illicit movement of sanctioned oil that is used to fund narco terrorism in the region. We will find you, and we will stop you.

Thank you to our brave men and women of the @USCG and @DeptofWar.

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For almost a month, the Washington Post and other media outlets have been pushing a demonstrably false story about Coast Guard policy on hate symbols.

The 2025 language of the USCG Harassing Behaviors Prevention, Response, and Accountability Instruction, coupled with the existing language in the Coast Guard’s Civil Rights manual, strengthens our ability to report, investigate, and prosecute those who violate longstanding policy. The November 20 policy and lawful order was issued to double down on that language and further clarify the display of divisive and hate symbols and flags prohibited as a violation of Coast Guard policy and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. The pages of superseded and outdated policy will be completely removed from the record so no press outlet, entity or elected official may misrepresent the Coast Guard to politicize their policies and lie about their position on divisive and hate symbols.

Finally, the politicized holdup of Admiral Lunday's nomination has gone on long enough, and it needs to end. He has given nearly 39 years of distinguished service to the Coast Guard, this country, and the American people. He should be confirmed without delay.

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Susie Wiles is an excellent leader, and her role as the first woman chief of staff in United States history is historic.

She has helped President Trump assemble a tremendous team and she is an absolute force in delivering, at neck-breaking speed, on the President’s agenda and the mandate to deliver results to Americans.

It’s is an honor and pleasure to work with Susie.

[TSA @TSA]

There is zero tolerance for assaulting our officers. Make no mistake, violators who threaten, endanger, or harm our officers will face severe penalties and legal action, with fines of up to $17,062. https://t.co/neSX0CyslB

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FEMA stands ready to support the communities devastated by the historic flooding in Western Washington.

I will continue to activate resources to those affected and bring Americans in crisis to safety.

Pray for Washington.

[Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson]

I just received a phone call from Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem. Secretary Noem informed me that the president signed our request for an emergency declaration. We have also received written confirmation of that emergency declaration.

I expressed my thanks to Secretary Noem on behalf of the people of the State of Washington during this extremely challenging time. More details at our 2 p.m. media availability.

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Under the leadership of @POTUS Trump, the Department of Homeland Security is eradicating transnational organized crime, stopping deadly drugs from being funneled into our communities, ending illegal immigration, returning sanity to our immigration system, and defending our critical infrastructure against cyber-attacks.

The American people depend on DHS to always remain vigilant, agile, and responsive. We will never yield, never waver, and never back down.

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@Sec_Noem: "These ICE agents live in these communities — that's their homes. They have their families there. They're working to keep their own kids safe... they're there doing God's work to protect this country and enforce the law."