Chris Prichard

[Chris Prichard @CJPProf]

@thismorning 2 of us, big car to fit 2 loonies in!

[Chris Prichard @CJPProf]

@thismorning Burnham: I worry about a man who would do anything to have the power he'll have!

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@lorraine sad to see Ruth commenting on a fit young male footballer, if I as a 69 year old male did the same over a fit young female I'd be pilloried! Double standards again!

[Chris Prichard @CJPProf]

@thismorning Gyles, were they crows or vultures?

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@thismorning Artemis toilet broken and it took the female to fix it, and all she had to do was put the seat down!

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@BBCTheOneShow we bought a period cottage, then realised it meant that we had to have the decorators in once a month.

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@RoyalMail nice one! A birthday card for my wife ordered from Moonpig. Thanks for your care and attention!!!! Had to order another one.

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@thismorning the banner at bottom of the screen 'signs your getting old' . YOUR!!!! It's you're. No wonder kids can't use English correctly .

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@thismorning You know when you come across Frog or Toad spawn that's been regurgitated by a predator, usually a bird, and sometimes called 'Star jelly'?
Well, we found these outside the house today, and we're very worried about the Postie.

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@thismorning Good to hear Ben's supporting the pubs, hostelries and alcohol producers during Febrewery.

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@bbctms watching England in the Ashes is akin to watching the Daleks in Dr Who from behind the sofa. You desperately want to watch, but you're just too scared!

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@thismorning Christmas decorations up until 12th night, not this year, Morrisons have spoken!?

[Chris Prichard @CJPProf]

@loosewomen I still wear a chunky Arran cardigan my mother in law knitted nearly 50 years ago.

[Chris Prichard @CJPProf]

@thismorning tell Piers that I might buy his new book in a couple of weeks when it's down to 50p at the local garden centre.

[Chris Prichard @CJPProf]

@bbctms I was cursing that I'd got a 100 mile round trip to take my wife to hospital and would miss the game!! Actually hospital is quite a nice place to be, glad I'm missing the game!

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@BBCTheOneShow prof Cox, why is it not explained that at 70mph it would take around 9 million years, without comfort breaks to travel 1 light year. Gives more of an idea of distance.

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@BBCTheOneShow I would love to have a good complete health checked Julia, but I am a poor pensioner relying on NHS so no chance, be nice to have the money!

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@AlexHartley93 Alex, at Old Trafford, you have a flood light named after you. I heard yesterday that Kate Cross has a sweet named after her. What sort is it, a gob stopper, jelly baby, wine gum? 😁😁😁😁😁

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@thismorning cash...local public toilets are now card only for 20p. Ideal spot to have your card pinched whilst swiping.

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@GMB re parking. The 1st thing the companies should be forced to do, is to attempt to recover the lost parking charge, not assume that a person is deliberately avoiding the charge and issue a fine.