The Real Calvy J

Mostly tweeting about Utah Jazz, BYU sports, and random bad opinions
Sports podcast host: @OnceDribble
Future novelist: "The Chasm of Nations", out Winter 2027

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@saltcitysportut Takes a knower to know a knower 🫡

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Building the perfect Utah Jazz lineup (on a budget)

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🚨Jazz Fans, you got $15. build your perfect Jazz lineup. Who are you taking?

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New contest on the 82-0 game.

You’re trying to go 0-82 but you can only choose players whom you have legitimately heard of, or that an average NBA fan would be at least marginally familiar with

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@ArtTakesNote It's interesting, because before last season, a Jordan Clarkson-type 6th man role was the most likely optimistic outlook for him

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I’m not an insider, but just piecing together a little bit here and a little bit there and reading between the lines,

I think it’s probable that AJ Dybantsa and Darryn Peterson genuinely don’t like each other 😅, and it’s a shame they’ll likely end up in different conferences

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@DrewHunt656779 Hey as long as the darn Slovakians don't win, I'm happy 😏

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I’ve tried so hard. I just can’t get into the world cup.

No offense, soccer fans. Every yin has its yang... The game just doesn’t captivate me.

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@Benjiman31 Ha! That’s awesome!! 😎

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I took my daughter to the park this morning and we met a 3-year old boy named Larry

I had always just assumed all Larrys were born as 56-year old men who work in construction management and talk non-stop about smoking meats.

So I’m pretty shook

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Respectfully, I would drive my car off a cliff if this happened

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@davidjsmith1232 Bravo 😂

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@BradWitbeck Count Dooku not outing Palpatine as the sith in the moment Palp ordered Anakin to kill him

“hE wAS tOo sHOcKeD tO rEacT iN TiMe”

Oh please. He was supposedly like the 4th or 5th most powerful living being in the whole Star Wars universe, at the time. Miss me with that nonsense!

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@rob_stod Logo and stripes in royal? 🤔

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@ArtTakesNote The only ones who can mess this thing up now are the Wizards

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Low key, the Hurricanes have the ugliest logo in American pro sports.

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@jayjazz3

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My all-time favorite Dennis Pitta highlight isn’t even a catch

The 2009 Oklahoma game, on the game-winner, Pitta was so incredibly dominant, that he pulls FOUR DEFENDERS out of position, setting up McKay Jacobson for the TD

Pitta was SPECIAL!

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@Sean_Barnard1 @esidery I think he handled it really well though

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@kylekuzma Kyle Kuzma being one of the smartest dudes in the NBA was not on my bingo card

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@PeacemakingSt Pretty indifferent. I enjoy an occasional game, but for the most part I could take em or leave em