CJ

aspiring storyteller

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@_iamjoaquin @Jeess_ikka As bossy as Brigitte was she at least walked the walk too

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My life has been a collection of moments where I have to speed eat my cereal before it gets soggy.

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Dis tew much

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As I’m sitting on this 6am train I’m becoming more and more annoyed at all the manspreading taking up two seats while women in heels are standing with no complaints.

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Ok, all these guys from middle school hitting me up got me feeling like if can’t handle me at my middle school you don’t deserve me at my twenty something lol

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For those who haven’t come to their senses yet, vanilla ice cream is wack and a waste of your digestive juices.

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I told the 12yo boy I’m babysitting that is watch any anime if the main character was hot and he proceeded to give me a list. #jobgoals

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Look I know I just met him yesterday but he sent me 2 funny memes so I’m sure he’s in love with me!

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@picklenuggett I miss you and I can’t WAIT to see you!!

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@picklenuggett I’m sorry, but I can’t say that I’ve ever seen you stop being one....

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@starlord614 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️ lol

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Sorry, I can’t, I have to take my daily depression nap

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@starlord614 human things too. They’re going to fuck up. I just hope you know that just because they fuck up and are oblivious doesn’t make you any less Awesome or any less worthy of love and care. I love you. You are important to me. And if you need anything, I’m there. I promise.

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@starlord614 You are absolutely NOT a nuisance. Sometimes they let you down more because you hold them to a higher standard, which isn’t wrong, it’s absolutely human and normal. Now I am not speaking for everyone because there are DEFINITELY assholes, but sometimes they’re dealing with stupid

[MM @montanaisntreal]

new texting slang for teens:
BAB: Being A Bitch
DOOC: Drinking Out Of Cups
NMCNMP: Not My Chair Not My Problem
MBH: Mister Balloon Hands
SSH: Seashell Sea Hell
FTB: Fataliskt Barnt

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Why do stores think that 10% off is a great deal? You are fooling no one.

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I have such a shit concept of time when I’m high and I have to measure it in how many songs I’ve listened to 🤷🏼‍♀️