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NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
Joined June 2010
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NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
almost 14 years ago
Apparently Irish bars still get pissed when you body slam your friends. Fucking hypocrites.
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
almost 14 years ago
I'm going to start tweeting again, just for
@adventureinside
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
over 15 years ago
Also, apparently that wasn't what they needed me to do for "Magic FM".
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
over 15 years ago
Tip: When performing magic shows, never rely on a monkey to be your assistant. I've been stuck under that trapdoor for 3 months.
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Brock Chambers
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NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
over 15 years ago
Gonna go camp out and wait for the titty club to open. I go early cause the chubby girls try harder.
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
over 15 years ago
Seriously, fuck Bono.
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
over 15 years ago
Decided to become a hipster. Saw this awesome jam band last night, bought the album on vinyl. Now, where can I find a kick-ass fedora?
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
over 15 years ago
I'm drunk like a volcano. Fuck you, that totally makes sense.
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
over 15 years ago
Sorry for the lack of tweets lately. Stupid sex comas. Know what I'm sayin'?
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
almost 16 years ago
Damn, I'm not going to get nearly as much ransom money now.
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
almost 16 years ago
Whoa. Apparently I kidnapped a Justin Beiber impersonator. Or just some kid who looked like Beiber when I was drunk.
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
almost 16 years ago
Every Friday the 13th I follow the same ritual: Get drunk and hit the strip clubs. Say what you will, but it works.
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
almost 16 years ago
I'll get married when I find a girl who understands why our wedding invitations would have to include flamethrowers and a monster truck.
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
almost 16 years ago
Just woke up in a cheap San Diego motel room. There's a large man laughing maniacally in the corner. I'm fucking terrified.
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
almost 16 years ago
Football season is just around the corner. I'm so excited that I tackled a random kid as she came walked around a street corner.
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
almost 16 years ago
By the way, still hiding. I'm kicking these kids asses at hide-and-go-seek.
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
almost 16 years ago
Sorry for the lack of updates. Leading a caving trip and we played hide and go seek. Little bastards left me down there for 3 days.
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
almost 16 years ago
For those who have asked, yes, I did singe all of the hair off of my arms this weekend. And yes, it only made me even more of a sexy fucker.
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
almost 16 years ago
Most epic fireworks ever. Seriously man, this was the greatest 4th of July in the history of mankind.
NotCJSidebottom
@cjsidebottom
almost 16 years ago
The best thing about fire department background checks is they never seem to ask about illegal fireworks.
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