Colleen Symes

Family girl, Oilers fan, ping pong enthusiast, and terrible cook. Views are my own. 🇨🇦

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

@MimiProbably Benoit signed a pledge to never accept a gold-plated MP pension. I believe he also said he would serve a maximum of two terms.

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

@DalHines Ummmm……

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

@WPlandowski Me too!

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

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[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I believe “SHAMPOO” and “CONDITIONER” should be the two biggest words on the bottle. Not size 8 font on a matching background like I’m supposed to solve a fcking puzzle in the shower.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Dolly Parton was always sooooo quick-witted. her answers to these rapid-fire questions will always make me laugh. RIP to a legend

Michael Strahan: What's the first thing you do when you get out of bed in the morning?

Dolly: Uh, I usually get up, put on my clothes, and go home ;]

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

The @WesternStandard says our voices matter but won’t allow comments.

[Western Standard @WesternStandard]

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[The Western Producer @westernproducer]

Congrats to the 308 graduates of Lakeland College's Agricultural Sciences program for 2026! In total, 1,024 Lakeland College graduates were celebrated at three convocation ceremonies. https://t.co/ZMXGbWZh27 #westcdnag #cdnag

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

@TELUSsupport Yes I was. Thanks for checking!

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

Well it’s not easier yet @CRTCeng. I’ve been on the phone for almost 2.5 hours trying to cancel services with @TELUSsupport .

[CRTCeng @CRTCeng]

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[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

@ANNIKA59 @KPMGWomensPGA @NellyKorda @ROLEX @Hazeltine Go @BrookeHenderson - you got this!

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

Finally done!

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

@n_hold One day I was doing yard work and a 6-year-old in our neighbourhood came running up and said he needed help in the nearby playground. I quickly went with him, thinking someone was injured. We got to the park, he jumped on the swing and asked for a push.
Well played!

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

@NHLFlames @FlamesFdn @dwolf2332 @NHL Well done Flames!

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

@jessicahadwin @MatthewHokie will like this!

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

@TELUSsupport Soonest available service! 😲

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

@Devin_Heroux that sweep by Emma and Sarah is why they should have benches like they do at local rinks. 😁

[d @avsinseider]

the crosby, mackinnon, and marchand parents all talking about their kids with so much love and pride IM SOBBING 🥹

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

@jjonescurl do you have a way to draw where the rocks will move so we can see what you mean by a “shot for four”? You were right, but I sure didn’t see how it was going to happen!

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Robin Williams warned us about Donald Trump.

We didn’t listen.

[Colleen Symes @CJSymes]

@Priceyfm That’s wonderful that Leo is being honoured! Well deserved. 💕