CJ

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

capri sun got me swervin the bases #turnt

[CJ @CJTellm]

Can we recruit #CIN secondary to be our WRs?

[CJ @CJTellm]

Put me in coach. 7 straight drops by Edelman.

[CJ @CJTellm]

How much money did #Edelmen have on the Pats losing? Looks like enough to suck. Nice tackle on Dobson great couple of drops. #sucks2suck

[CJ @CJTellm]

Did #Brady bang #Dierdorf's wife? Why does he hate the Patriots? #Pats #CBS hates Belichick. #nonewrecievers

[CJ @CJTellm]

“@brian_heiser: @NewmanHappens dumb tweet.” #oldnews #dinosaur

[CJ @CJTellm]

“@brian_heiser: #quadboxsighting” your sister has one more box than you do. #4tdnopicks #arodg

[CJ @CJTellm]

@NewmanHappens pretty casual afternoon for your mom. #sorrynotsorry #stayscheming

[Newman @NewmanHappens]

Pretty casual afternoon for a trip to the Fat Cactus

[CJ @CJTellm]

"That's kind of how like frat guys really like Hawaiian shirts and sandals"-as overheard at elizurs #Swagat100

[CJ @CJTellm]

It looks like he has two jiggly bellies put together. I have that on my back its called my butt. #adventuretime

[CJ @CJTellm]

@MLaracy11 nopeeeeeeeeee

[Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday]

George reveals his system for texting when he's late: "If I say 10 minutes, I'll be a half hour. If I say a half hour, you may never see me"

[CJ @CJTellm]

The past week showering has been a frightening fascinating experience. You made me feel alive. RIP spider buddy.. #poursome

[Newman @NewmanHappens]

Birdman looks like a created player on 2K if you wanted to look like a huge douchebag

[Aziz Ansari @azizansari]

Damn just heard Romney conceded by text. #ColdMoveBro #YouGottaCall

[CJ @CJTellm]

Like a 50/50 shot your boss loves Romney and and I decide to confess my #obamalove

[CJ @CJTellm]

I'm just afraid to talk politics with anyone in person.

[CJ @CJTellm]

Remembered retweeting things makes them show up in followers newsfeeds sorry 9 followers.

[FactCheck.org @factcheckdotorg]

Romney said Obama's policy began with "apology tour." But that claim doesn’t hold up. http://t.co/jKkFagD5 #debate