Cyberpunk Jordan

Hashem’s Silliest Bear 🐻 | ENGVTuber who won’t shut up about Sonic 🦔 | Updates, behind-the-scenes, and ramblings! 🎬 |

Model: @_Varian_T
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[Pop Base @PopBase]

Wendy’s is bringing back its iconic yellow packaging following customer demand.

(https://t.co/3oUu5odJEa)

[b.layer2 🔜 Sonic EXPO Atlanta @_blayer2]

All hail Sonic, King Arthur of Fortnite

[SPD64 @SPD64]

Whenever I see people hate on Ian Flynn

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

*already

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

It’s been exactly five minutes of setting up my new computer, and my cat Ciri has always claimed it smh.

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

And in case you're wondering whether these would fit alongside actual Deviantart stamps, here's a sheet from December 30th, 2007. (Yes, some of these are...something.)

https://t.co/Ec44omfpDw

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

Wanted to do some 2000s styled Sonic the Hedgehog themed Deviantart stamps as a creative exercise, not sure if I'll use them for anything, so feel free to use them for whatever!

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

@Arantarisu_Yamu Furthermore, I do want to state the irony you blocked me on my personal account likely because of my criticism (and your likely support for) of MiiaTzu, who is a racist, transphobic, AI-using asshole.

Your group genuinely doesn’t have thick skin for criticism.

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

Some criticism is extreme, but I can't blame them when a lot (not all, but a lot) of these "✝️" (or "🇺🇸") Sonic fans are racist, xenophobic, anti-LGBTQ+, and antisemitic morons.

Nobody has an issue with Christians. But they have an issue when folks use it to hurt others.

[🎐アランタリスヤム🎐 @Arantarisu_Yamu]

I had sonic fans who went as far as shamed me for having a cross in my bio and being a Christian who is proud for being American.

... Everyone is welcome except Christians but the characters show how our values.

Sonic hates oppression unless its people you dont like. 😥

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

@Arantarisu_Yamu I don’t disagree people like that exist, but when a lot of the community having these labels act terribly towards others (including in this very comment section) it’s honestly not hard to see why.

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

I've wanted to say something about this publicly for awhile.

Because as a Christian, I'm dismayed to see my religion used as a weapon to hurt others, including folks who like this blue hedgehog as much as I do. I don't want that.

[ソニック・ザ・ヘッジホッグ【公式】 @SonicOfficialJP]

こんにちは！速音トモコです🎨
9月のかべがみを更新しました🎉

今回は力自慢な兄貴分、ナックルズが登場🔴
フリップアップ式のメガネがワイルドに決まった彼の魅力を語ります🍇✨

ぜひチェックして、PCやスマホ用のかべがみをダウンロードしてくださいね🎶 #ソニかつ
https://t.co/WdiaK8tLVL

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

Sorry for the silence. I’m wrapping up moving and waiting on new equipment to make Jordan’s Soapbox even better!

I’ve been doing other stuff, like hiring amazing artists for thumbnail art for future vids, such as this one from @CEOofDestructix for the Sonic pinball video!

[SPD64 @SPD64]

The reasoning feels a tad gaslighty tbh

You can't blame the failure of this game on "low player retention" when you only released it in 2 countries (Brazil and Philippines), effectively not giving a majority of the fan base a chance to even try the game

This feels like a repeated pattern of Sonic mobile games being released in a small amount of countries, with global releases happening way later (Sonic Rumble) or not at all (Sonic Blitz). I don't understand why SEGA and Rovio continue to go with this method when it's proven to not work

It's a shame we'll never know what Sonic Blitz was like, and hopefully next time, they'll release the game to everyone before nuking the game entirely due to "low player retention"

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

Yeah, I have to wonder why Blitz didn’t do well..

[Sonic City ⋆★ Sonic News, Media & Community ★⋆🦔💨 @soniccitynet]

🐦 Rovio is closing its Copenhagen studio after Sonic Blitz failed to meet retention targets during soft launch.

Around 20 employees worked on the cancelled game.

Full details in our latest article, linked in the replies!

#SonicNews | #SonicBlitz

[ちぃたん☆／Chiitan @chiitan7407]

You say that, but the heart and soul are more complex than that🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Calling someone “retarded” and reducing their entire existence to an insult does not protect the truth.
Harsh words may feel strong and satisfying to you in the moment,
but they close every door, replace dialogue with contempt, and leave only pain and distance.

And that pain will eventually come back to you as well.
There is no need to insult people whose innate sex and soul do not align.

Trans women and other LGBT people are not asking for your acceptance or understanding,
so your argument does not need cruelty.
They only ask you to leave them alone and watch from a distance.

You are capable of treating people with more kindness.
I believe that would also make your own life richer.

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

With the Sonic Blitz news today, may I offer a Sally Acorn in a blue dress during this trying time?

From the amazing @Sonicguru_Dan !

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

It’s officially Jordan 3.0’s birthday today! (According to VGen.)

It wasn’t easy, as the original artist strung me along for two years and then bailed, but @_varian_t saved the day and did incredible work on him.

Here’s to many more years of this dumb bear yapping about Sonic!

[sarah @mariopusxyattac]

how fortnite lobbies gonna be lookin like on august 20

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

It’s hard to let someone like this simply fly under the radar, especially due to the harm and harassment she unleashes.

But simply block them, and any of her supporters. She’ll destroy herself simply because she “can’t” refuse to comment on criticism.

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

I’m asked why I didn’t make a true follow-up video to MiiaTzu. This tweet is a fantastic example why.

She’s eventually going to burn out because she keeps crashing out over criticisms (especially from smaller accounts that would otherwise not have been noticed.)

[Miia ♥ @MiiaTzu]

Excuse my French in advance- I dont curse very often if at all but...

This is... you're literally a piece of shit for doing this. Go touch grass. You have no right. It was consensual between adults. You're a sick human being - that was private and we handled it like adults. You have no right to do that - especially when the only end goal is "revenge p*rn". And hey old mods, you guys are ridiculous for doing this. That was already handled privately and for some reason you guys decided to come after since idk how long.

What is even the end goal here? Ruining someone's life over things that were already dealt with?

[Cyberpunk Jordan @CJVTuber]

She weaponizes her cult-like followers to harass her critics (I can speak from experience on that) in an attempt to silence them. Even if the account is small and wouldn’t have been noticed otherwise.

But it has the inverse effect of MORE people finding our how awful Miia is.