Big Bro CeeJ

Been causing problems and having a mental breakdown since 1992

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

This could be us but you playing

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

Been feeling down lately so the decision to sleep over grampy's was y good call. Heard him on the phone say "my grandsons here" & for him at 92 to accept me fully is the thing I didn't know I needed rn

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

Friendly reminder: it's the 1st & a holiday so the cops are out. Drive safe bc there are sharks in the water

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

My body is a temple. Sure it's a lost run down temple covered in debris but still a temple

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

I hope I'm aging like fine wine & not flat soda

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

Learning to let things go is freeing but just as painful

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

Apparently my phone has sleep mode that puts it in do not disturb & the phone to black & white. Scared the shit outta me

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

I don't want a baby yet bc I'm a hot mess but after my brother & nephew were born I realized I love holding babies (or small dogs)

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

I hate how everything's so gendered. Like I have to "man up" to kill a spider. How about be brave, because gender has nothing to do with fear. If I'm feminine for knowing how to do housework & masculine for knowing how to fight at what point do I get to be human?

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

Why try, why cry

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

Getting tired of being friends with disappointment & depression. They are shitty friends who only hurt me

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

You can play with him, her, them, them, their but never me

[lisa @Alythuh]

made a mushroom gaming chair 🍄

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

Occasionally think of the time that I made my grandma hysterically laugh while we were visiting her in Florida because I was terrified in a butterfly room. I lasted less than 5 min

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

Somehow got a sock out & unclogged a vacuum using a Swiffer. God I'm old

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

Saw a video where the guy talked like sid from ice age & now I can't stop

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

According to talk to text I definitely have a speech impediment. People say I talk fine but when I hear myself it doesn't sound right. Also when I just speak normally, talk to text gets the words wrong like I said it wrong

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

I just showed with a cricket. Halfway in my blind traumatized ass noticed that a line on the wall didn't look right. He was a gentleman & stayed in his corner so I didn't bother him. He got a free show bc I was (am) too afraid to fight a cricket naked.

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

I've lost so much weight that almost nothing I own fits properly. Even the stuff that was too small before is getting a lil big. I hate clothes shopping

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

It can be frustrating at times but I am grateful that I am someone Grampy asks for help. He is stubborn & doesn't like to bother people. Today I'm playing the role of on the phone tech support as he registers his veterans discount with home Depot. He's called me 3x in 15min

[Big Bro CeeJ @CJ_Binder8]

The baby is getting bigger & soon he'll fit into the Naruto onesie. I may have roped Kody into it too. I might have all 3 generations of Naruto (kid Naruto, teen Naruto & adult Naruto). Only issue is we're all ginger so hair will be off