CJ Ireland

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If your keys are currently on a lanyard - please remove them immediately. #circa1999

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Pretty sure my kids are pulling a Shawshank and trying to escape daycare. Piles of sand in shoes, pockets & pants daily.

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Goodbye forever Dexter, it's been real. You will always be my favorite psychopath serial killer.

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Anytime now I'm prepared for the world to stop using "Cheers" to conclude emails. Unless we are discussing drinks or a visit to a pub, STOP.

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beyond excited about news that Hillary is a major front runner for the Democratic elect 2016 - a big "IF" she decides to run. #Hillary2016

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It is my absolute obligation to the female population to share this. Lets not forget it & see what we can do to help http://t.co/gRHLtTJH5i

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Good stuff Guinness. I would drink you to say thanks, but you're gross https://t.co/HrC00N0Ce1

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Au revoir "The North", it's been a roller coaster. Lets not do this again.

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Back to my roots today. Some things never change. Some things change A LOT. #memoriesmemories

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Saw the Butler, highly recommend it. Super interesting, sad, happy, exciting, hopeful. Good shit

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Project 365 has officially begun.

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Happy Anniversary @joshstewart17 5 yrs ago you were (still are) the luckiest man on earth to marry the woman of everyone's dreams #luckyguy

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Hey dentist: Efff you, ya jerk!

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Big today in the US, in the world. Voting on the potential Syrian attack. Watch the news today people!!

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@PotteryBarnKids great stuff, crazy cute quality products; by far worst store to shop at. Service is horrendous both sides of the border.

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if ColdStone was not so damn difficult to get out of the carton I would eat a lot more of it. So thank you @coldstone for keeping me svelte

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Oh what a day and it's only noon - so glad I could share it with you @victoriairel my stomach is sore from laughing #weresofunny

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“@NHL: RT @coachwsb: 1976 and 2013 Stanley Cup Photos #StanleyCup"
Totally love this! #icon

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Hi twitter, where have you been? Missed you ❤

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First day back at work since June 29/12. Holy crap when is lunch? #siesta