CJ

Founder & CEO of Valet

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Average penis size (erect length in cm):

🇨🇲 Cameroon: 16.67
🇮🇳 India: 13.71
🇺🇸 USA: 13.58
🇹🇷 Turkey: 12.99
🇧🇩 Bangladesh: 11.20

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@Keir_Starmer Wow your final chance to be wrong as Prime Minister, great job!

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@andyburnham You're going to be PM and you're 'going to ask' ? Change the fucking law and deport him !

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@KimJohnsonMP God forbid they have to pay for the services they use...you know...like the rest of us.

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@AndyBurnhamGM You'll be calling a general election if you become PM then just like you told the conservatives too when they changed leader....or is it different for you ?

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@PolitlcsUK So he'll be paying the £150k for a new election right ?

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@PolitlcsUK Used to like Lowe but he's shown himself to a be a self interested child who would rather loose a by-election to Labour than help Reform win. Absolute 🔔 end.

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@RMTunion you and all your drivers striking today are greedy overpaid bellends and I can't wait till the tube is automated and you have to find another job that lets you sit on your ass for 80k a gear!

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@Keir_Starmer He has. Now it's your turn to resign for Mandelson....

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@nthony_byrne @F1 @Gatorade Yeah, you get caught up in the moment seeing them side by side and then realise no one is defending because the just use their battery to get back past on the next straight. Not F1

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@stupendosoccer 100% ! Theres a reason why each season was 6hrs long. They need the time to tell a propper story. This just felt simple and uninspiring. Also, why not end the Oswald Mosley story line rather than create a brand new one! And what was that shit about Arthur!

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@benonwine I hate Starmer and Labour as much as the next person but that is a really bad idea 😂

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@labourpress @GoodwinMJ Just going to leave this here...

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@MatthewStadlen

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@TRobinsonNewEra Oh fuck off

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@TRobinsonNewEra Wow, Tommy Robinson reduced to selling scam trading schemes 🤣

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@labourpress 14 U turns in how many months?

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@RupertLowe10 Also, 28% pension contributions! Most employees get 3% !

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@rickygervais @FutureTD He's made you look like a right knob 😂

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@labourpress Remind me how many of your councillors have turned out to be pedophiles? Ivor Caplin ring any bells?