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[CJay @CJay951]

@grantbelden BMW need to hire someone who can draw.
Both the 3 and 5 series WERE great looking cars.

Now the 5 series looks weird and the front of the 3 series looks like it’s just hit a wall.

[CJay @CJay951]

@zarahsultana Sultana is mad like a banana

[CJay @CJay951]

@KirstieMAllsopp @TheGreenParty People need to pass a “Green Party are f*cking idiots” motion

[Ben Graham @BenGrahamUK]

A powerful message to send across the globe.

Murder British military personnel and the SAS will hunt you down and put you six feet underground.

This is exactly the precedent Britain should be setting.

Our Armed Forces should never be seen as an easy target.

[CJay @CJay951]

@GBPolitcs @DailyMail

[CJay @CJay951]

@JesseCohenInv @grok Ah, gay Paree…

C'est magnifique!

[CJay @CJay951]

@GBNEWS Free pint you say..?

[Stephen Laughton 🇺🇦 @StevoLaughton]

It's a Monty Python sketch, isn't it?

"We stand with everyone who is under attack"
"Israelis?"
"What?"
"Do we stand wth Israelis?"
"No, not Israelis, but apart from Israelis we stand with everyone under attack"
"Women?"
"No obviously we don't stand with women. But apart from..."

[CJay @CJay951]

@Nithya_Shrii NEVER!!!!

[CJay @CJay951]

@UKLabour “In 4 years time I promise to do my job properly”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CJay @CJay951]

@DaleVince @Sagal_AW Why are you wearing that silly scarf Dale..?

[CJay @CJay951]

@jonsopel Hmmm, you’ve been kidnapped and get to choose who comes to your rescue.

Are you going to choose:

SAS hard looking bloke, trained to kill and not take any sh*t.

Or

Overweight bloke who isn’t sure what they identify as, likes wear a skirt and gets offended if called Mr.

🤷

[CJay @CJay951]

@JuliaHB1 He brushes his teeth with a hammer?

Surely that must be true

[CJay @CJay951]

@BernieSanders Bernie, you’ve been in politics since the dawn of time and all I can see is that you’ve got rich while complaining that people who are richer than you should be doing more 🤷🤣

[CJay @CJay951]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Dave sporting a snot-green jacket

[CJay @CJay951]

@andyburnham @DrAseemMalhotra You know that feeling when governments simply aren’t listening to the concerns of the population 🤷

[CJay @CJay951]

@jk_rowling If I am certain of one thing, the homosexual nutter in charge of that party needs looking after by a carer.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Speaking as the elderly mother of three youngsters, who hasn’t had a sex change and knows many homosexuals, it is my able-bodied and sexually-preferred opinion that the Greens are turning into total nutters.

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🔥🚨 JUST IN — TIME magazine just put out an EPIC picture of President Trump on the new White House granite helipad.

"TRUMP'S WAY."

Eighty thousand square feet of carved stone on the South Lawn. Gray granite. Sections fitted to an eighth of an inch. Washington Monument behind him.

Sikorsky paid for it. Roughly $5 to $6 million, manufacturer money, because their helicopter was tearing up the lawn. Not a dime of that bill on the taxpayer.

Democrats will still call it a vanity project. The helicopter needed a surface. He gave it one and made it look like the White House.

47 is proud of it. He should be.

[War Correspondent @warDaniel47]

🚨 WOW! Secretary Rubio is taking NO BS from Dem Rep. Ted Lieu, he keeps DESTROYING them

LIEU: Trump can't even stay awake during meetings!

RUBIO: He's NOT falling asleep

LIEU: YOU'RE LYING

RUBIO: Is this a JOKE!? This is a Foreign Affairs Committee you're asking about SLEEP [...] Absurd and ridiculous. I can't believe we're in a Foreign Affairs Committee with questions about someone who thinks he's a MEDICAL EXPERT when he's NOT! We HAD a cognitively impaired president for 4 years. THIS president is a guy that literally DOESN'T sleep, works long hours every day. I talk to him day and night, HE WORKS INHUMANE HOURS. I've been on trips where he doesn't sleep the whole flight, he's wandering the hallways to wake people up and talk to! He has an INCREDIBLE amount of energy.

He's so good.