Mak Whoregensen

even at my Lois I’m a family guy

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

They should start drug testing players at magic the gathering tournaments to make sure they aren’t taking Tylenol to get more autistic

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

The splashing blumpkins

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

@realDonaldTrump we have beef now. I am officially challenging you to a duel.

You cut funding to the non-for-profit ment to help traumatized kids in the foster program I WAS GOING TO INTERN AT.

YOU HAVE RUINED MY RESUME!!!!

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

Three root canals later and this tweet aged poorly

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

I just broke my tooth in half while flossing... am I god?

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

Drifting after hitting the Mario cart

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

The world’s so fucking fucked up man.

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

Twerkin hard? Or hardly twerkin?

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

@dylanotoole21 Kill yourself quick!

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

Suffering from a case of sugma

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

Feeling goofy off a Z-Pack

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

Me at the distance ejaculation contest.

Look how far we’ve come!!!!

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

Yall think I could pull of this fit?

[AVA SPICYOGRE @SpicyOgre]

Never kill yourself.

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

Outfit so sick call that drip postnasal.

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

So you're telling me Phoebe Bridgers is in this shit

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

@dylanotoole21 He has such cute nicknames for me <3<3<3

[charlie 👁️👁️ @yeahcharlieyeah]

who else up microwaving they lizard

[Mak Whoregensen @CJorgensem]

You 🔥NEED🔥 to stop meowing🐱🐱 and start 🧔mewing🧔🦅