Cee jay

Hold on stay strong

[Shady Times @ShadyTimes]

Eminem's diss is why you listen to her during Christmas time only 😭

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

We'll probably never see anything quite like this again in our history…

The best music video ever made, ahead of its time. If you have a few minutes, check it out. You won't regret it.

Michael Jackson - Thriller (1983)

[Cee jay @CJwhite223252]

@henryggmu1 The manager and board of directors are shit, don’t blame the players

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@erigganewmoney Problem no Dey finish ❤️‍🔥

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@lacasaa__15 Just got this ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[Mike Mac @xmikemac]

If you put Chappelle, Carlin or Pryor above Eddie Murphy — I’m questioning your taste in comedy.

This is the funniest man who ever lived!

[Cee jay @CJwhite223252]

@thammaeus @instablog9ja Guy I pray say @thatverydarkman see this your post. You no get sense, nah man wa Dey help us for this naija you Dey wish death on. Make God punish your papa, fool

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@Courtneysw0197 @piggy1627 Hello @courtneysw0197 I’m here now, I’m sorry for the late response, I just saw you reply to my message 5 days ago. I’m sorry I haven’t been able to respond. It’s difficult to explain why I haven’t been active here, cause it’s painful to say. I’m available now, you can send a DM

[Cee jay @CJwhite223252]

@Courtneysw0197 @piggy1627 Hello, I’m sorry for the late response. I’ve not been active on X for some personal reasons 🤦‍♂️

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@piggy1627 Okay sir, I’m sorry for not reply all this while. I really don’t know how to use X that much… pls forgive me

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@creepydotorg Just 30 years!!! WTF, this is BS

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For man city fans that thinks they are bigger than Chelsea

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@Godswillzaq Nah wattin I Dey mange be this, any advice?

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The speech from Burna boy monster you made https://t.co/3Pt98yANec

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Michael Jackson didn’t invent the moon walk https://t.co/jxCL01xIX1

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects?

Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner?

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.

Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song.

Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been.

Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on.

Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about.

There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable.

There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.”

Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE??

And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself?

Your body started as ONE CELL.

ONE.

And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to?

The iron in our blood was made inside a star??

We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?

We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?

[Cee jay @CJwhite223252]

@footbolmatter10 Omor PSG has to be investigated honestly. They signed zlantan, Neymar and the rest for such a high fee and still paid high wages. I hate cheats 🤦‍♂️

[Cee jay @CJwhite223252]

2pac later to my unborn child

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2pac the king

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@Vbonifacefan22 God please I need money to keep my business running, it’s about to fall. I struggled a lot to to build it and now it’s about to crash. God I believe and trust in you, help me please 🙏