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[mRcK @CKPiksnilloC]

CK is coming

[Joe @jojo__joe]

Galdem amepata kazi juzi juzi tuu leo amerudi home after work akaniaambia yeye hajiskii kukula mimi nipike tuu ugali inanitosha nikule. Huyu ndio yule mtu nilikuwa nimeaambia my folks about hadi tukapanga homecoming ceremony December kweli? Wah

[5 People @_MtuTano]

😂😂😂😂😂heri wewe uliambiwa ujipikie ugali, huko kwa ndoa Kamau hupewa ugali baridi, ndio maana yeye hubully watu huku juu ya makasiriko ya bibi😂😂😂you should thank God umeona signs mapema.

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

When you provoke our brothers and sisters from murima and tell them tupatane kwa debe 💀

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Tulia Sheryl Gabriella

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Wewe ni mamba mslow

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Ademba after saying ule nyanganya wa kudance kwa jikoni huwa anamnukisha mbuta alifikiria women take jokes made by simps lightly ako allover posting archives of him selling fish kitambo kujaribu kusafisha rada nikama kumechemuka pande iyo haha

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

You can't change the rules of the game. Any man sleeping with you past 24yrs of age is doing you a big favor. Sit down & be humble mekatilili wa mwenza.

[Francis Gaitho @FGaitho237]

Say what you want, but every national team has that one special player who carries it.

For those asking about the Kenyan context, that player was Dennis Oliech.

However, his conflict with Macdonald Mariga spilled onto the pitch, as Mariga also wanted that role despite not being equipped to deliver it.

That’s where a strong coach comes in. The coaches the bogus football media were obsessed with, Jacob “Ghost” Mulee and Francis Kimanzi, couldn’t manage those two egos.

As a result, Kenya squandered a golden generation of players.

[MellY$a🌿 @HoneyInBlack]

I once dated someone and he kept pressuring me to show him where I live. One day i decided to show him my mabati house .... we slept tu vizuri. I woke up at 4am, he was seated next to me with his clothes and shoes on.. Vile nilifungua tu macho he was like...." Kumekucha amka tukalale kwangu" kuangalia saa ni saa kumi. Aai kwani hujalala... "Nitalala aje huku watu wamelala kutembea usiku mzima? hebu twende" I just woke up nimkalishe atleast jua itokelezee tuondoke.. He never tried that again.. Aliniambia alikua anasikia footsteps anasimama nyuma ya mlango😂

[mRcK @CKPiksnilloC]

Bruhh!

[Selly! @Clitortoise]

My Haitian homeboy used to get beat whenever he threw up his cereal n it wasn’t til later his parents realized the nigga was allergic to milk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Selly! @Clitortoise]

My Haitian homeboy used to get beat whenever he threw up his cereal n it wasn’t til later his parents realized the nigga was allergic to milk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[️️️️ ️️️️ ️️ @MakosaNiYangu]

Hii hunimaliza ta sele😂😂

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[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[LVI @thelifeoftunji]

@Hauwa_L everybody cool with misogyny when e reach bills 😂😂😂

[Arl @arllannh]

Najua Ilikua iende Lagos but imenipata hapa chepkosa😂😭

[Karani🇰🇪🇨🇦 @Weyne_west]

Unatoka kejani umevaa sweatpant na singlet, unaingia kibandaski for a classic combo ya ugali,nyama na mrenda..then urudi kejani only kushtukia umefika locals.😂💔

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

NYC 🗽

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[✨ Janet 🇰🇪 @wanjiiru_ML]

Kitambo nkiwa mwendawazimi nlkuwa nadhani hii kazi yake ni kushikilia sufuria pekee 😭😂🤚🏾