Constantinos Katehis

[Constantinos Katehis @CKatehis]

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[ABC News Politics @ABCPolitics]

"Your indifference cost these men and women their most valuable commodity: time."

Jon Stewart receives a standing ovation from 9/11 first responders after slamming lawmakers for failing to fund programs providing healthcare to the first responders https://t.co/vSFOq11Wr5

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Outdoor temperature on Earth not quite your liking today? You’ll freeze solid or vaporize anywhere else. Average temps elsewhere: Mars: -80 F; Venus: +850 F; Moon: day +250 F / night -250 F; Mercury: day +800 F / night -300 F; Pluto: -350 F; Sun: day +10,000 F / night +10,000 F

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

What must've happened to you in your life to make you want to kill a beautiful animal & then lie next to it smiling?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Merry Christmas to the world’s 2.5 billion Christians. And to the remaining 5 billion people, including Muslims Atheists Hindus Buddhists Animists & Jews, Happy Monday.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Non-hypothetical question: are you insane? https://t.co/BXTNJssIHT

[Constantinos Katehis @CKatehis]

@JimCarrey is that guano?

[Constantinos Katehis @CKatehis]

So ridiculous https://t.co/2f0Vm3nEL0

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

A woman is suing KFC for $20 mill after getting a bucket of chicken she said was half empty. KFC is countersuing her for being a pessimist

[Brick Underground @BrickU]

"The Gingerbread House," a Bay Ridge fairy tale mansion, is back on the market https://t.co/SMSaoZiQYD

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Had a dream where evil space creatures intent on destroying humankind land, watch us for a few days, shrug, then take off.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Welcome back Lance Thomas! #Knicks

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[The Real Deal @trdny]

For the second year in a row, a condo at One Brooklyn Bridge Park tops priciest Brooklyn listings https://t.co/ECRau3Omes (@katiebrenzel)

[The Real Deal @trdny]

Inside a Tribeca townhouse with a secret garden https://t.co/03MIc00qfu (@LuxListingsNYC)

[POLITICO @politico]

Remember that time @realDonaldTrump hung out with Rudy Giuliani, who was dressed in drag?

[Billy's Sports Bar & Rooftop @Billyssportsbar]

Wookie of the year.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

*listens to Wu-Tang once*

[Constantinos Katehis @CKatehis]

Check me out in the @nytimes https://t.co/UhrhpyVZVJ

[Constantinos Katehis @CKatehis]

Critically acclaimed their movies are not, but I'll watch anything they're in... https://t.co/YIbdDAkb23

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Funnest night in recent memory. These 4 dopes going on at @thecomedystore last night. What a blast. 📷 by @troyconrads