Keith Neville

Former semi-pro goalkeeper, amateurish actor, tennis-player and govt officer. Enthusiasms: silly walks, footy, literature, poetry, theatre, music.

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@johnredwood Are you still pretending to be John Redwood?

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@NHL 4,415 miles.

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@JacquiOatley Yes, Jacqui, I fear we treat them as harshly as commentators.

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@RobertJenrick You created the "mess". Now you want credit for pointing it out?

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@JamesMelville Tee hee!

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@BasGazette Sounds like a question for Balderdash: What is it illegal to wear in Basingstoke shops?

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@BasGazette Seems a very lenient punishment. What would they have got if they had stolen £800-worth?

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@TrowTownFC @WiltsLeague @ParkUnitedFC22 We'll enjoy the two Christmas markets in Trowbridge instead, then...

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@johnredwood What's the view like under all that sand? Stop pretending to be John Redwood.

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@JuliaHB1 I've always thought you're a right one.

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@johnredwood And just why has it taken you so long to realise that? Stop pretending to be John Redwood.

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@SkySportsNews Put your play-offs where they belong, in the bin. If there are three promotion place, the team finishing third goes up with those above them. By all means, have a supplementary cup competition for the top eight, if generating further dosh is really necessary.

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@SkySportsNews It's simple drop the demands from the media and have bottom-three-down, top-three-up.

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@AllisonPearson @BBCr4today You should know plenty about mugs.

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@JuliaHB1 Great to see you lost for words. Please stay that way.

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@NathanJudah ...can't be put in print.

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@johnredwood But still far more popular than the last lot! Stop pretending to be John Redwood.

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@KemiBadenoch Building on your party's fine foundations?

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@johnredwood How many times must I ask you to stop pretending to be John Redwood?

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@johnredwood Off you toddle, then. Stop pretending to be John Redwood.