@it0from1bit@meganysta@JodiesJumpsuit Before the invention of the ice machine they would compact ice together to ship to tropical climates without losing all of their ice, it would take a long, long, long time for that to melt even with the heat wave we just had
@uncledoomer Was literally passing a joint to my friend through the engine bay as he was taking his transmission out to replace the fly wheel in his driveway last fall
At the farmer’s market with my so-called “girlfriend”
She hands me her cellphone, says it’s my dad
Mannnnn this ain’t my dad
This is a cellphone
I threw it on the ground