Chuck Klosterman

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

@unclegrambo @DKThomp Quite the job you’ve done on me, sir.

[Powell's Books @Powells]

Event tonight! Chuck Klosterman at Powell's Burnside at 7pm. More info: https://t.co/GwPD2EaLvs

#portlandevents #authorevent #powellsevents #powellsbooks

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

Just in case ...

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

I have no idea what the event at NY Comic Con is going to be like, but I'm intrigued by the concept. I am open to autographing Magic: The Gathering cards.

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

Hi friends ("friends"). Here's some info on the new book, which comes out next month. It's called ROCK.* First, the tour dates:

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

The physical book can be purchased in all the predictable ways. For the audio version, the various artists are voiced by James Austin Johnson, the impressionist from SNL. He does some especially amazing impersonations of John Fogarty and Zizek. @JAJCenter

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

@tannenbaumr All copies will be dusted with granular Ozempic.

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

I have another new book coming out in September. It will change your life. And if you order it today, via Barnes & Noble, using a secret code that is only available in this specific text thread, you will save enough money to become financially secure for the next 10 to 15 years.

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

https://t.co/hHiReQ7rx4

Currently 47% percent off for Father's Day

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

@advancedgenius I appreciate you saying that, Jason.

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

Final event …

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

Source: Town Hall Seattle https://t.co/QDHyw9H2Z4

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

I realize Feb. 15 is the same night as the NBA All-Star game, but I promise to put in the same amount of effort as the selected players.

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

There are two remaining live events: at Powell’s in downtown PDX this Monday (7 pm) and in Seattle at Town Hall, which has now been rescheduled for Feb. 15

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

@clevack But maybe I will BE there, I meant to type.

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

FOOTBALL will be released next Tuesday. Here is the touring info ...

JAN. 20: Saint Joseph's College, Brooklyn NY [tickets still available]

JAN. 21: Midtown Scholar, Harrisburg PA [some tickets still available]

JAN. 22: Barnes & Noble, downtown Philadelphia. PA [sold out]

[Chuck Klosterman @CKlosterman]

@clevack For some reason, there are no CA or TX dates on this tour. I have no idea why. But maybe I will there this summer?