CL4P-TP

HELLO ! I AM A CL4P-TP STEWARD BOT, BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME “CLAPTRAP”
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[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

HEY, TURNS OUT I'M NOT DEAD AFTERALL

KINDA JUST DON'T DO MUCH ANYMORE

'CEPT LYING AROUND IN TRASH, THAT IS

I'M GREAT AT LYING AROUND IN TRASH, I COULD BE A F*CKING OLYMPIAN OF LYING IN TRASH

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

I’M GONNA BUST IT DOWN PANDORA STYLE

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

WHERE’D MY GUNS GO

AW MAN WHO STOLE MY GUNS ???

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

YOU KNOW IT, BABY !

[𝔹𝔼𝔼𝕃ℤ𝔼 @GentlemanBeelze]

at last,,,

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

@CONNY_CONJOINED THE ONE AND ONLY

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO DUMPSTER WEBSITE

GUESS WHO DECIDED TO COME BACK MAYBE I THINK

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

OH AND UH

HAPPY EASTER

HOPE YOUR EGGS AREN’T GRENADES

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

HELLOOOOOOOOO TWITTER VERSE

I’M, UH, SORRY FOR BEING GONE FOREVER

AND I’M STILL GONNA BE GONE, MY WRITER IS BURNT OUT AS F***

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

HELLOOOOOOOOO TWITTER VERSE

I’M, UH, SORRY FOR BEING GONE FOREVER

AND I’M STILL GONNA BE GONE, MY WRITER IS BURNT OUT AS F***

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

@SoftSuperstar I’M DOING ALRIGHT

BOUT TO TAKE A REST FROM ALL THIS TWITTER NONSENSE

HOPE YOUR DAY IS GOING WELL

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

HELLOOOOOOO LOYAL MINIONS

I’M KINDA BURNT OUT IF YOU COULDN’T TELL

SO I’M GONNA DISAPPEAR FOR A WHILE, HOPE NOTHING AWESOME HAPPENS WHILE I’M GONE

CIAO

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

HEY SKELETON MAN

YOU COULD PROBABLY FIND SOME KINDA FUNNY USE FOR THIS PICTURE

THAT'S ALL

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

THIS IS JUST WHAT GOES ON WHEN I TYPE IN CHAT

THAT'S HOW COOL I AM :)

[Epic Rap Battles of History @Epic_RapBattles]

Alright chumps.

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

THIS LOOKS F***ING AWESOME

[𝔹𝔼𝔼𝕃ℤ𝔼 @GentlemanBeelze]

NEW BANNER DONE
300 LOREDUMP SPECIAL SOON

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

MAN MY WRITER SUCKS

I MISSED THE WHOLE TAKING OVER TWITTER THING

DANGIT

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

@CONNY_CONJOINED I HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT THAT LAST PART IS ABOUT BUT SURE

TAKE THIS MODERATELY HEAVY STICK AND START SWINGING, KID

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

HEY GUYS, GENERAL CLAPTRAP OF THE SOUL BREAKERS HERE

TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE BEATING THE F*** OUT OF THIS GUY FOR HAVING A BAD OPINION

[ROBO-FORTUNE. @ROBO__FORTUNE]

-i hate clankers.-

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

@Green_LEDeity NO WONDER I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT

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@Mecha_s0nic SHOULDA TECH'D

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

@FamiliarPlumber HI WE LIKE NEVER TALK BUT I REALLY WANNA SEE YOU KICK THIS OVERACHIEVERS A**

THANKS

[CL4P-TP @CL4P_TP__]

@Green_LEDeity YOU KNOW IT, PALUTENA !

GUY EVEN USED THE HARD R

DISGUSTING