Mike Chernoff (parody)

General Manager of the Cleveland Guardians. The Owners won’t let me sign anybody. (parody)

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@FoulTerritoryTV @Brent_Rooker25 Get a 2nd job then to make up for it

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@daydsince09 I’d wager anything that she does the halftime show next year, just to try and upstage this years.

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@CovertheCorner @FranmilsEyebrow @mikbaer Is the gold glove in the room with us?

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@realcavsfans Already hurt smh

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@realcavsfans Can’t wait to watch him for the 40 games he’s healthy!

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@JacobsFieldRBW Probably Lindor

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

He’s just not that good

Bad pick

[La Mole @FranmilsEyebrow]

I’m chalking up Travis Bazzana’s 2025 to his oblique injury.

He spent the better part of three months nursing it back to health, and it’s very apparent the injury zapped his bat speed and ability to get the barrel out.

I really think 2026 will be the best version of him.

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@billybeastie1 @FranmilsEyebrow Are the 20+ HRs in the room with us?

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@JacobsFieldRBW Keep this same attitude for Bibee

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@JacobsFieldRBW Not hurt, just bad

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@ChrisFedor Only played 24 games last year btw

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@DevaronPerry Healthy?❌

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@realcavsfans It does when you barely play

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@realcavsfans @Larrydn22 Adding a chronically injured player to a roster already full of chronically injured players doesn’t seem smart imo

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@FranmilsEyebrow You wern’t saying this when Noel was playing only once or twice a week

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@Tony_Pesta

[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@JacobsFieldRBW He’s bad

May as well delete your account now

[WNBA Communications @WNBAComms]

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[Mike Chernoff (parody) @CLEGuardiansGM]

@FranmilsEyebrow Another hitless game for Nolan Jones

He’s so bad