Carolina H

assume positive intent 💕

[Dr Q @HuskerSQ]

Probably the best thing you'll see today

[Olya Tanner @roliepoly]

the amount of times I’ve watched this is astronomical 🥹 I love him so much

[Carolina H @CLHHorstman]

you dropped your crown king 👑

[Blind Mike @BlindMike_]

Joe DeRosa on the "embarrassing" pile-on of Shane Gillis from other comedians

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Val Chmerkovskiy Returns to 'Dancing With the Stars' After One-Episode Suspension https://t.co/oHksFm1qun

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Pope Leo:

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican

[Dope thrills @essa_muse]

Norm Macdonald was fired from Weekend Update in 1997 after NBC executives decided he wasn’t funny. A year and a half later they asked him to host the show.

He didn’t open with gratitude or a comeback story. He opened with a logical problem:

How does someone go from “not funny enough to be allowed in the building” to “funny enough to host” in eighteen months?

The monologue that follows treats the invitation itself as the setup.

[Axios @axios]

Shane Gillis "is a wonderful man," Range Media Partners CEO Peter Micelli tells @sarafischer at #MediaTrendsLive. If comedians "don't test boundaries ... nobody's gonna watch 'em."

"Funny things are funny because there's some truth to where culture is going."

[MASTER STUDENT🤲🏾 @MUSICANDBUILDS]

FORCING THEM TO SAY THEIR NAMES
SO THEY CAN’T RE SELL IT IS GENIUS

[Carolina H @CLHHorstman]

I dream for a Landini expense account

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

CLF also seems to like Landini Bros. They spent $6,682.52 there on Aug. 25. Listed as event catering. Expensed by Chris Winkleman -- not charged directly to CLF.

[LeMaire Lee @LeMaireLee]

The one thing I’ve learned this week. People don’t know how to speak their mind and they get offended when a person who thinks freely exercises that right

[natalie @inominatekaysar]

just canceled on my friends because i wanted to stay home

[iJermaine360 LIVE ~ (Hollywood Arts is out!) @iJermaine360]

Welcome Back, Shane Gillis

#SaturdayNightLive #SNL

[Saturday Night Network @thesnlnetwork]

Shane Gillis returns to 8H and delivers his 3rd #SNL monologue

[Carolina H @CLHHorstman]

@ashleymoirDC @Daily_MailUS LMFAO same party

[Eat DC @eat_dc]

North Carolina-based Crave Dessert Bar is opening a DC location in the old bank building at 2 Massachusetts Ave NW. Late-night dessert bar!! Here's the menu from their Asheville location (Co Co Sala vibes!):

[phony reality reaper 🌝 @PhonyReality]

a big brother winner, a survivor winner and a traitors winner btw 🥹 #bb28

[John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz]

Yeah but an explosion wasn’t seen. A plane was seen. Flying into a building.

[Brendan Duke 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Brendan_Duke]

Katie Britt’s husband’s first post in over three years:

[Henry White @HMBWhite]

I love how the bomb sniffing dogs at the airport are always hard ass malinois and then the customs dogs are just these little hungry beagles