Clare Stokoe

It's nice to be nice, but it's even nicer to be comfy.

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

Should I go request my chemical romance?

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

I don’t mind if it’s three stars, but if it’s patterned bedding, I’m out.

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

Zac’s gonna get us there don’t worry

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

I can get rid of her and take you?

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

Are you Otis Black?

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

@ClaireEBlack A lovely Ian kiss

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

Haha cheese and onion

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

He’s so small he could fit in my uterus

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

When you get home can you just say ‘Wilf ok’

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

@lauralouisa_xo Disappointed not to be on the mailing list tbh 🥕

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

My fave thing about bottomless brunch is everyone asking if we’re having a good night at 1.30pm

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

So salty so cute

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

Hiccups free since 1983

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

Floor chips

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

To me, it’s zero shame

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

Went to the west end it’s the best end #ibiza

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

Extra shots for the girls

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

Spires loves tustard

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

If I wanted to shuffle a deck of cards, I’d get an app because that’s how things work these days.

[Clare Stokoe @CLStokoe]

You know who doesn’t swear? Andi Peters