Benji

#WalkEmDownAndTakeTheyCAVA

[Benji @CLTBenji]

If you wouldn’t take a suck of your girl’s breast milk in public she ain’t the one

[Benji @CLTBenji]

I’ll do a lot of things but I draw the line at drinking water out of the tap when it’s on this mode, just sick.

[Benji @CLTBenji]

When I ask for a double rumpleminze open tab and they just slide me the whole bottle

[Benji @CLTBenji]

Drinking whole milk from a country you’ll never visit, out of a wine glass you can’t afford

[Sir Lean @xSirLean]

Two Racists in a week. The Grim Reaper hooping rn

[Benji @CLTBenji]

Top 5 projected baby names of 2026 just dropped and they speak volumes

[Benji @CLTBenji]

This sick fuck really comes home every night to his family and sleeps peacefully, well aware his creole seasoning is all brand recognition no flavor

[Benji @CLTBenji]

This shit tastes like the water went to a banana therapist and left after 5 minutes

[Benji @CLTBenji]

Can’t stand when ghost hunters come to the afters talkin about “is the bag here in the room with us right now?”

[Benji @CLTBenji]

This Firefox is exploring my Yahoo til I Google

[Benji @CLTBenji]

Checking to see if my $100 bill is fake? I think you’re overestimating my ability to associate with nefarious criminals engaging in the caliber of illegality that is fraudulent currency printing.

[Benji @CLTBenji]

The fire alarm going off in your building is easily the most slept on time to pick up chicks

[Benji @CLTBenji]

Did you make a Spotify Blend with him? Yes or No.