ChristmasLakeVillage

Parody account for the enjoyment of all who live in, aspire to live in, or want to stay away from the modern conveniences and luxuries of Christmas Lake Village

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@RepMessmer @Davidm1983 Did you play trumpet for them and talk about ending birthright citizenship?

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With algae trending in the news, Christmas Lake will be renamed The Reflecting Pond through this year’s boating season. Boaters are required to re-register their crafts. #trending #hashtag #algaeiscool

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Breaking News: later this month Recipe will be replaced with Coochies Dine In. So exciting! No time to cook? Eat some Coochies! Sick of pizza? Eat some Coochies! Just want to eat out? Coochies!

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Just in - Gov Braun is working to move the Tennessee Titans to Santa Claus, Ind.. It’s refreshing to have a governor not divorced from reality.

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Annual assessments are PAST DUE! Please, please, please pay them. We know the fees went up this year, but we really want to add low pixel count electronic message boards at every gate!

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Can’t figure out how to download it. I guess we’ll just stay here.

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Due to lower engagement on X, we will be shutting this account down. Please join CLV on our new TikTok account.

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recipe: it’s like Back 9, but now we smear sauces on your plate

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Breaking News from the Front Gate Illuminator 5000 Screen: “OARD M” Solve this riddle 5 letters at a time as you enter CLV!

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Exciting news! Christmas Lake Golf Club is rebranding. The course will now be known as “golf” and be led by not one, not two, but three golf pros!

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Looking for your CLV bill? Check your mailbox which we’ve conveniently plowed into the middle of your front yard.

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CLV residents take note to be careful tonight. All functioning emergency vehicles will be busy welcoming home football state champs Heritage Hills!

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New Rule: Dogs who bite people will be sent to Springfield, where they will promptly be eaten.

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Upon paying their assessment, each lot owner will receive a 12 pack of Surge, provided by your reliable energy provider CenterPoint.

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New Rule: No electricity after 8pm. Read the newsletter for details.

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Raccoon alert!!!

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@marlahohner @Mike_Pence @JoeBiden Nah, we good

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@airlivenet

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@barstoolindy Central Indiana Obsession

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@flightradar24 Would you be surprised to know autopilot was disabled?